Take turns to push down one of Cranky Croc's teeth, but don't pick his sore one or else he'll chomp down on your finger.
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Details: The genuinely rough guide to Britain is back. Ten years after it first lifted the concrete slab in the garden of Engl&, Crap Towns returns to dish the dirt on the latest planning disasters, urban blight & posh blighters disfiguring our nation. Featuring Blackpool, Glastonbury, Nuneaton & much more. Ideal for: Great as a humorous gift or simply to see if your town features in the worst town list! This hardback book has 160 pages & measures approximately: 15.5 x 15.5 x 1.8cm.