Prepare to be cured by this quirky & hilarious debut novel about a sixteen-year-old loner who is sent to rehab for video game addiction. Sixteen-year-old Jaxon is being committed to video game rehab... ten minutes after meeting a girl. A living, breathing girl named Serena, who not only laughed at his jokes but actually kinda sorta seemed excited when she agreed to go out with him. Jaxon`s first date. Ever. In rehab, Jaxon can`t blast his way through galaxies to reach her. He can`t slash through armies to kiss her sweet lips. Instead, he has four days to earn one million points by learning real-life skills. & he`ll do whatever it takes
- lie, cheat, steal, even learn how to cross-stitch
- in order to make it to his date. If all else fails, Jaxon will have to bare his soul to the other teens in treatment, confront his mother`s absence, & maybe admit that it`s more than video games that stand in the way of a real connection. From a bright new voice in young adult literature comes the story of a young man with a serious case of arrested development
- & carpal tunnel syndrome
- who is about to discover what real life is all about.