Warning! This book contains some very rude phrases & is not for the easily shocked Chambers Rude Spanish takes an entertaining romp through the underside of the Spanish language. You`ll also find sections on Spanish jokes, body language & swearing, plus irreverent cartoons throughout the book to illustrate some of the more entertaining phrases. So if your Spanish doesn`t yet stretch to calling your teammates `so lazy that they wouldn`t run if their arses were on fire` or commenting that the club you`re in is `boring as hell, you`d get more action at a wake`, plus heaps more phrases that are far too impolite to go on this AI, Chambers Rude Spanish is the book for you. Some colourful Spanish phrases: Eras mas bruto que un arado! You ham-fisted clodhopper! [literally: you`re clumsier than a plough!] Eres mas feo que el parto de Mick Jagger. You`re uglier than Mick Jagger when he was born. Que te folle un pez! Get lost! [literally: go get shagged by a fish!]