The bestselling novel by Irvine Welsh that provided the inspiration for Danny Boyle's hit film Choose us Choose life Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing & spirit-crushing game shows stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth Choose rotting away pishing & shiteing yersel in a home a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish fucked-up brats ye've produced Choose life