Schoolboy turns secret agent in this hilarious spy spoof! Before you read this I want you to carefully check that no-one is reading over your shoulder
- go ahead do it now First off that was terrible
- really obvious If I'm going to tell you top secret government information you're going to have to be a bit more stealthy Try again Was anyone looking? No? Right then I'll begin This year the secret service made a major mix up they mistook a 13-year-old boy called Kevin for a secret agent (I know so much for an 'intelligence' agency) This was the sort of kid that would try & zip wire across a building & end up falling head first into a fountain with his bum on show so can you imagine what happened when he was allowed access to the amazing sort of spy gadgets that James Bond would use? Despite this it was up to Kevin to save us all from an evil supervillain It was the most dangerous daring mission in the history of the secret service & also its biggest blunder This top secret book uncovers the entire story of Kevin's fateful & hilarious mission

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Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Jackie Chan is Bei a less-than-successful exercise equipment salesman who yearns for excitement in his life One day Bei follows his instincts & trails two suspicious men into action & foils their plans The resulting publicity from Bei&s heroism brings him to the attention of a private investigator who informs him that he is actually the long-lost son of a wealthy businessman! Actors Jackie Chan Eric Tsang Vivian Hsu Kim Min-jeong & Wu Hsing-kuu Director Teddy Chan Certificate 12 years & over Year 2001 Screen Widescreen 2351 Anamorphic Languages English
- Dolby Digital (51) Duration 1 hour & 25 minutes (approx)
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Winner of the Scottish Children's Book Award 2013 Younger Readers (8-11 years) category One ordinary day Saul is on his way to the corner shop when a girl appears suddenly in the middle of the road She doesn't understand traffic or the things in shops & she's wearing a long dress with ruffled sleeves Her name is Agatha Black Agatha Black is from 1812 & Saul needs to find a way to get her back there With help from his mates Will & Robbie he tries to work out how to make time travel happen This pacy time-travelling adventure from Janis Mackay author of the Magnus Fin series is full of funny misunderstandings & gripping action ...

When Simon Rimmer bought a small vegetarian restaurant he had no idea how to cook Armed with two cookbooks & heaps of enthusiasm he & a friend created the best vegetarian restaurant in Manchester famous for its unusual food & lovely atmosphere A confirmed meat eater Simon had to rethink his cooking & has created vegetarian recipes to please even the most dedicated carnivore This book is a collection of some of his recipes that are quick to prepare but totally delicious From good old favourites like macaroni cheese to Simon's more exotic fusion creations such as spicy beetroot & coconut soup The Accidental Vegetarian will kill the lentil & sandal image of vegetarianism forever! ...

A heart-pounding & intelligent espionage novel about a Nazi war criminal who was supposed to be dead the rogue CIA agent on his trail & the beautiful woman connected to them both ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play Christian Wolff (Ben Affleck) is a math savant with more affinity for numbers than people Behind the cover of a small-town CPA office he works as a freelance accountant for some of the world’s most dangerous criminal organizations With the Treasury Department’s Crime Enforcement Division run by Ray King (JK Simmons) starting to close in Christian takes on a legitimate client a state-of-the-art robotics company where an accounting clerk (Anna Kendrick) has discovered a discrepancy involving millions of dollars But as Christian uncooks the books & gets closer to the truth it is the body count that starts to rise ...

In 1989 a North Korean dissident writer known to us only by the pseudonym Bandi began to write a series of stories about life under Kim Il-sung's totalitarian regime Smuggled out of North Korea & set for publication around the world in 2017 The Accusation provides a unique & shocking window on this most secretive of countries Bandi's profound deeply moving vividly characterised stories tell of ordinary men & women facing the terrible absurdity of daily life in North Korea a factory supervisor caught between loyalty to an old friend & loyalty to the Party; a woman struggling to feed her husband through the great famine; the staunch Party man whose actor son reveals to him the absurd theatre of their reality; the mother raising her child in a world where the all-pervasive propaganda is the very stuff of childhood nightmare The Accusation is a heartbreaking portrayal of the realities of life in North Korea It is also a reminder that humanity can sustain hope even in the most desperate of circumstances
- & that the courage of free thought has a power far beyond those seek to suppress it
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Disc 1 1 Political Nightmare 2 Gain Green 3 Live Our Own Lives 4 No Reason 5 In a Death Bed 6 Life's a Waste 7 Get the Hell Out 8 Wake the Fuck Up 9 Undesirables 10 Like You 11 God in a Blue &38; White Car 12 Teachers 13 A Child These Days 14 Un-named 15 Tomorrow Belongs to Me 16 Bored Teenager 17 What About Later? 18 Bring the Riots to the USA 19 Reality 20 I'm a Mistake ...

Please note this is a region 2 DVD & will require a region 2 (Europe) or region Free DVD Player in order to play What are the limits of justice? Of social responsibility? & The Accused& takes a powerful & thought-provoking look at human nature & individual moral conscience & a judicial process that treats the victim like a criminal Jodie Foster gives an Oscar-winning performance as the hard-living fiercely independent Sarah Tobias who is gang-raped in the back of a neighbourhood bar But that is only the beginning of her ordeal Now Sarah finds herself battling the legal system not once but twice as she & her attorney (Kelly Mc Gillis) go after both her attackers & the onlookers whose cheering fuelled & encouraged the assault Actors Jodie Foster Kelly Mc Gillis Scott Paulin Bernie Coulson & Leo Rossi Director Jonathan Kaplan Certificate 18 years & over Year 1988 Screen Widescreen 1851 Anamorphic Languages English ; French ; German ; Hungarian ; Italian ; Swedish Subtitles Arabic ; Bulgarian ; Croatian ; Czech ; Danish ; Dutch ; English for the hearing impaired ; Finnish ; French ; German ; Greek ; Hebrew ; Hungarian ; Icelandic ; Italian ; Norwegian ; Polish ; Portuguese ; Romanian ; Slovenian ; Spanish ; Swedish ; Turkish Duration 1 hour & 45 minutes (approx) Region Region 2
- Will only play on European Region 2 or multi-region DVD players
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Jodie Foster won deserved acclaim for her performance as Sarah Tobias a hard-living fiercely independent woman is gang raped in the back of a local bar She finds herself battling the legal system not once but twice as she & her attorney Kathryn Murphy (Kelly Mc Gillis) go after her attackers & the onlookers whose cheering fueled & encouraged the assault The film is based on a true situation that occurred in New Bedford Massachusetts ...