Schoolboy turns secret agent in this hilarious spy spoof! Before you read this I want you to carefully check that no-one is reading over your shoulder
- go ahead do it now First off that was terrible
- really obvious If I'm going to tell you top secret government information you're going to have to be a bit more stealthy Try again Was anyone looking? No? Right then I'll begin This year the secret service made a major mix up they mistook a 13-year-old boy called Kevin for a secret agent (I know so much for an 'intelligence' agency) This was the sort of kid that would try & zip wire across a building & end up falling head first into a fountain with his bum on show so can you imagine what happened when he was allowed access to the amazing sort of spy gadgets that James Bond would use? Despite this it was up to Kevin to save us all from an evil supervillain It was the most dangerous daring mission in the history of the secret service & also its biggest blunder This top secret book uncovers the entire story of Kevin's fateful & hilarious mission