Doon in the glen there were three ferms The men that had these ferms were aboot as scunnersome & grippy as ony men ye could meet They were cried Fermer Bodge Fermer Bauchle & Fermer Beek On a brae above the glen there wis a widd In the widd there wis a muckle tree Unner the tree there wis a hole In the hole steyed Mr Tod Mrs Tod & the fower Wee Tods Ilka nicht as soon as it wis gloamin-time Mr Tod wid say tae Mrs Tod' Weel ma deerie whut it'll be this time? A sonsie fat cookie fae Bodge? A deuk or a goose fae Bauchle? Or a braw bubblyjock fae Beek?' And when Mrs Tod had telt him whit she wantit Mr Tod wid jouk doon intae the glen in the mirk o the nicht & help himself And so the scene is set for a grand confrontation between the scunnersome fermers & the tremendous Tods Following on from the phenomenal success of the bestselling The Eejits & Geordie's Mingin Medicine Scots translations of Roald Dahl's The Twits & George's Marvelous Medicine Itchy Coo presents another Scots version of a Roald Dahl classic This time Fantastic Mr Fox has been transformed into Sleekit Mr Tod & he'll require all his wily wits to escape Fermers Bodge Bauchle & Beek while at the same time raid their well-stocked stores for a full-scale banquet But who will win?