My name is not actually Penny Dreadful It is Penelope Jones The ' Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE But I do not see the funny side Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful It's just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS don't work out completely brilliantly Like I didn't mean for my cousin to end up bald & covered in superglue & I also didn't mean to steal our neighbour's dog & make him speak Russian It is not my fault I can't help it
- I'm just a Magnet for Disaster