My name is not actually Penny Dreadful It is Penelope Jones The ' Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE But it is not even true that I am dreadfulhonest You see the DISASTER with Rooney our class rat might not have been such a DISASTER if it wasn't for Cosmo Moon Webster & his Amazing Maze & it is utterly not my fault that the Patented Burglar Trap accidentally tripped Gran over so her bone went snap ALSO I only took Barry the cat to the hospital so he could revive Gran with The Power Of Pets How was I to know it would be a Complete CATastrophe?