THE BRILLIANT & IRREVERENT DEBUT FROM AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN JOE LYCETT (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Taskmaster) NOW IN PAPERBACK' Joe is nothing short of hilarious' SARAH MILLICAN'I Lycett I Lycett a lot' HARRY HILL' We were snorting with laughter like a happy pig throughout Lots more of the same please Joe! 5s' HEAT MAGAZINE Dear Reader Life is hard We are a bombarded generation Facebook billboards Twitter Instagram taxes newspapers watches monitoring our sleep apps that read our pulse terrorism There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed I love bed While we are overwhelmed & confused by the miasmic cloud of information there are those that seek to take advantage there are parking fines hate Tweets Nigerian email scams & Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids & just as we're getting round to doing something about it we're distracted again I Joe Lycett comedian wordsmith & professional complainer am here to help During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems which I impart to you dear Reader Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities companies & anyone brave enough to clog up my phone as well as illustrations one-liners jokes & life hacks this little gem offers you a collection of tips & advice for all manner of modern woe By the time you have finished reading this book you will have learnt how to- Reverse a parking fine
- Manipulate the tabloid press
- Navigate social media
- Respond to hate mail
- Out-weird internet trolls
- Contest a so-called ripe avocado
- Send the perfect Christmas newsletter
- Defeat ISIS
- Take down multi-national companies AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Joe Lycett x If you are looking for guidance with taxes quitting smoking moving house love divorce education healthcare or anything actually important may I recommend speaking to friends or family members & not consulting a book by a comedian who eats halloumi at least twice a day







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Written by two experienced RCOG examiners both of whom have been involved in the development of the new Part 3 MRCOG examination this book is essential reading for any trainee preparing to sit the exam The authors clearly describe the breadth & depth of the curriculum modules & the professional behaviours that will be assessed in the five clinical skills domains The text

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The last years have seen a symbiosis of the fields of elementary particle physics & the astrophysics of the early universe This text presents the background of the subjects & the latest developments at a level suitable for final year undergraduates & beginning graduate students The first chapters cover the properties & interactions of elementary particles followed by discussion of the early universe including inflation dark matter & dark energy & the growth of the galactic structure The final chapters discuss cosmic rays & particle physics in the stars The close relation between particle interactions & large scale development of the cosmos is a constant theme in the text with emphasis on the interplay between experiment & theory This book is an enlarged & updated version of the first edition published five years ago In a rapidly evolving field emphasis has of course been placed on the most recent developments However the opportunity has also been taken to re-arrange the material & present it in more detail & at somewhat greater length ...

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Powder technology is a subject in its own right & powder characterization is central to an understanding of this discipline In the eight years since the printing of the third edition of Particle Size Measurement there have been two big changes in my life After thirty years of academia I have returned to industry & after a lifetime in Great Britain I have emigrated to the United States In industry the initial demand is to relate powder properties to product performance & then to maintain powder consistency This requires on-line or rapid off-line analysis which in turn has led to the demand for a whole range of new instruments whose primary function is process monitoring Historically chemical engineering courses have concentrated on the be- haviour of fluids & engineers enter industry relatively unschooled in the subject of powder behaviour Yet when my colleagues Reg Davies & John Boughton surveyed three thousand Dupont products they discovered that 80 involved powder at some stage of their manufacture The results of this survey illustrate the need for more training in this key subject This edition reflects the changing image of powder characterization towards in-process size analysis Hence the chapter covering on-line analysis has been largely re-written Apart from this I have expanded certain sections & describe the new instruments that have been introduced since the last edition ...

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