THE BRILLIANT & IRREVERENT DEBUT FROM AWARD-WINNING COMEDIAN JOE LYCETT (8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Taskmaster) NOW IN PAPERBACK' Joe is nothing short of hilarious' SARAH MILLICAN'I Lycett I Lycett a lot' HARRY HILL' We were snorting with laughter like a happy pig throughout Lots more of the same please Joe! 5s' HEAT MAGAZINE Dear Reader Life is hard We are a bombarded generation Facebook billboards Twitter Instagram taxes newspapers watches monitoring our sleep apps that read our pulse terrorism There's such an onslaught to the senses these days it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed I love bed While we are overwhelmed & confused by the miasmic cloud of information there are those that seek to take advantage there are parking fines hate Tweets Nigerian email scams & Christmas newsletters from old school friends about their ugly kids & just as we're getting round to doing something about it we're distracted again I Joe Lycett comedian wordsmith & professional complainer am here to help During my short life of doing largely nothing I've discovered solutions to many of life's problems which I impart to you dear Reader Containing a centurion of complaint letters to unsuspecting celebrities companies & anyone brave enough to clog up my phone as well as illustrations one-liners jokes & life hacks this little gem offers you a collection of tips & advice for all manner of modern woe By the time you have finished reading this book you will have learnt how to- Reverse a parking fine
- Manipulate the tabloid press
- Navigate social media
- Respond to hate mail
- Out-weird internet trolls
- Contest a so-called ripe avocado
- Send the perfect Christmas newsletter
- Defeat ISIS
- Take down multi-national companies AND MUCH MUCH MORE! Joe Lycett x If you are looking for guidance with taxes quitting smoking moving house love divorce education healthcare or anything actually important may I recommend speaking to friends or family members & not consulting a book by a comedian who eats halloumi at least twice a day