'A foot on the neck is nine points of the law' There are many who say that the art of diplomacy is an intricate & complex dance There are others who maintain that it's merely a matter of who carries the biggest stick The oldest & most inscrutable (not to mention heavily fortified) empire on the Discworld is in turmoil brought about by the revolutionary treatise What I did on My Holidays Workers are uniting with nothing to lose but their water buffaloes; warlords are struggling for power
- & what the nation wants to avoid terrible doom for everyone is a wizard Rincewind is not the Disc's premier wizard
- in fact he can't even spell wizard'
- but no-one specified whether competence was an issue & they do have a very big stick Mighty Battles! Revolution! Death! War! (And his sons Terror & Panic & daughter Clancy)