' Just because you can't explain it doesn't mean it's a miracle' In the beginning was the Word & the Word was ' Hey you!' This is the Discworld after all & religion is a controversial business Everyone has their own opinion & indeed their own gods of every shape & size & all elbowing for space at the top In such a competitive environment shape & size can be pretty crucial to make one's presence felt So it's certainly not helpful to be reduced to appearing in the form of a tortoise a manifestation far below god-like status in anyone's book In such instances you need an acolyte & fast for the Great God Om Brutha the novice is the Chosen One
- or at least the only One available He wants peace & justice & brotherly love He also wants the Inquisition to stop torturing him now please