Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Chelsea Handler is a woman on a mission She's smart sassy & not afraid to speak her mind From an early age Chelsea knew exactly what she wanted & even in the trickiest of situations she's never one to pass up an opportunity Like the time she convinced her third-grade class she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos just to get them to like her or when she spent the night in a women's prison contemplating an affair with the inmate who killed her own sister Chelsea it seems has done it all & a whole lot more Any mishaps along the way just spur Chelsea on further Whether she is being dry-humped by a sumo masseur dumped by her Big Red experiment or kicked out of a London restaurant with her pants down Chelsea is always armed with an unshakeable disregard for rules & is incapable of leading a quiet life Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea is an entertaining memoir-in-stories that will have you rolling around with laughter