Take to the controls of a race-bred hovercraft at a purpose-built course. Your instructor will show you the skills that you need to operate the vehicle. Once you have mastered the basics you will move on to the Hover Track
- featuring both land & water sections. You will be able to put your skills to the test in a series of relay and/or pursuit races against other participants. Take the Final Challenge & see how quickly you can complete a full lap of the track! A unique racing day youll not forget in a hurry. Itinerary: Upon arrival you will be given a safety briefing. Your instructor will show you the basic skills that you will need to fly the hovercraft. Once you are ready you will move on to the Hover Track. You will participate in a series of races against other participants at the Kent location & obstacles courses at the Leicestershire location. After a break for refreshments, each participant will be timed as they go around the track, with the final lap being recorded. At the end of the year (Kent location only), the winner will be given contacted to claim their prize of a free day at the hover course. Expect to spend 3-4 hours at either venue for this experience Location: Kent (South East). Key information: Upon purchasing this experience you will be issued with a voucher valid for ten months for one person. This experience is available on the first Saturday of each month at the Kent location & on selected dates at the Leicestershire location, all year round. Participants must be over 12 years at the Kent location & 14 at the Leicestershire location (here, please be advised that the craft reach speeds of up to 40mph). You will share the course with between 10 & 14 people. No previous experience is required. Races are relay-based only at the Leicestershire location.
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On the one h&, nobody wants to be a dck. On the other h&, dcks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, & even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight & thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dikishness today. How Not to Be a Dck is packed with honest & straightforward advice, but it also

Includes:: playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential d*ckishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. & with their help, you can too.

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Are you a serial killer? A serial plant killer! With this book you'll never have to worry about your new plants dying, this handy book will make sure you're able to keep your plants in perfect health Leaves going brown? Not anymore, you just need to water it more! Wilting stems? Put it in a shadier place! So if you're a plant killer or know someone that is then this is the book for you! ...

How to Appear Normal at Social Events is an illustrated guide to modern life. Largely based on Lord Birthday's popular Instagram account, the book offers excessively absurd, occasionally wise advice on topics ranging from finding your life's purpose to defending yourself against forest clowns. (Hint: Set an oatmeal trap.) ...

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The art of being a good wife is not an easy one. This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1930s who were reading one of the first modern self-help books. Illustrated with contemporary line-drawings, it contains advice by turns delightfully arcane & timelessly true! ...

From the best-selling authors of " How to Poo at Work" & " How to Bonk at Work" comes the follow-up that everyone's been waiting for: " How to Bonk in Public" will help you get busy wherever you are! You know the feeling
- a bit bored at the bus stop & need something to occupy your time for ten minutes, or you find the latest exhibition of blobby sculptures at the local art gallery dreadfully dull. Well worry no more about what to do, for " How to Bonk in Public" will liberate your mind, body & soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors & the solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter. Too many people around? No problem, this book's full of ideas to get you far from the madding crowd. Broad daylight? Don't panic, you will find many ways to avoid lines of sight. Next time you hear someone say 'smash it' at a football match you'll know exactly what to do & where to go!
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Introducing " How To Hangover: Your Ultimate Hangover Survival Guide" Waking up with a throbbing headache, waves of nausea, & a dose of regret? " How To Hangover" is here to rescue your day from the clutches of hangovers. This compact yet comprehensive guide uses infographics & flowcharts to help you diagnose your hangover type & find the best remedies. Whether you're facing the " Throbbing Temple, Regretful Reminiscence, or Confounded Confusion" hangover, our visuals make it easy to pinpoint your symptoms & get back on track. Inside, you'll discover tailored remedies for your specific hangover, from hydration hacks to nutrition tips. " How To Hangover" leaves no stone unturned in your quest for a quick recovery. Say goodbye to wasted mornings & regain control over your day. Don't let hangovers dictate your plans – grab your copy of " How To Hangover" & take charge of your well-being today. Embrace a hangover-free lifestyle filled with vitality & zest! ...

One of the funniest & most astutely observed works on the sexes since James Thurber, How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days of Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers (over 207, 000 copies in print) turns the often-expressed axiom " Men are dogs" into a howling little handbook on men for contemporary women. Doggie Dos & Don'ts: " Gentle strokes & playful petting techniques are positive motivational techniques for rewarding good behavior." & Flight & Chase Behavior: " If your dog is running away from you, the worst thing to do is chase after him... remain calm, act like you're having loads of fun without him, & soon he'll be trotting eagerly back." Doggie Dogmas: " Dogs like to eat out of your plate." " It's pointless to compete for the attention of a dog caught up in a ball game." & a quick primer on personality & temperament, from The Sporting Dog (requires daily exercise, gets bored easily, needs lots of attention) to The Hound (instinctually driven to chase & catch nearly anything that moves). With its tongue-in-cheek humor & illustrations that evoke an old Esquire magazine, How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days of Less assures that control will be yours forever, as behavioral problems vanish within twenty-one days. It's guaranteed. ...

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin
- this hilarious book could save your career & get you the keys to the executive washroom!
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