Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener Keyring

Product Description

Mortal hands cannot open a bottle. But, if they are worthy, they can wield an instrument that will give them unlimited power over pesky bottle-tops. That power: this Thor’s Hammer bottle opener keyring! In Asgard, this magical hammer is known as Mjølnir. On Earth, we just think it’s a pretty awesome way to get to the sweet nectar of the gods that hides underneath crimped bottle-tops, which the future just refuses to leave behind. A perfect replica of the otherworldly war hammer entrusted to the god of thunder, just a little smaller, this Thor’s Hammer bottle opener will let you rule over man-made mead, pop, & pretty much anything else that comes in a bottle. &, you can attach your car & house keys to it, giving you the power to travel at great speeds & enter safe realms. If you want godlike power over mortal drinking apparatus, this is the artefact youï ½ï ½ve been searching Thor! Get your Thor’s Hammer keychain bottle opener today!