Thirst Aid, by Mustard Design, is the hydration salvation for thirsty men & vampires everywhere. The reusable hydration pack, shaped like a saline drip pouch, can be filled with any juice, energy drink or blood type of choice. Great for a much needed pick me up! The PVC pouch can be rolled up when not in use, making it travel size & handy for busy boys on the go. A fun & unusual gift for zombie & vampire gear collectors everywhere. Approved for use by the undead. ...

Got a burning thirst? Then reach for the Thirst Extinguisher Drink Dispenser. a swig from this will quench the flames of even the parchest of palates! This wonderful Water bottle in the shape of a fire extinguisher will hold over 1.5 litres of your chosen beverage. It can be used to quench the thirst of your party guests or for warm days firing up the barbecue. However we must warn that its not a fire extinguisher so dont try to put out the burning sausages
- particularly if the fluid contents are of an alcoholic composition. To distribute liquid from the Thirst Extinguisher bottle simply pump the handle up & down. Not only is it a great way to siphon liquid to friends by squirting directly into their mouths
- great for celebrations
- this novelty decanter also makes a quirky permanent addition to any home bar. Much more interesting than the old fashioned sodastream or decanter.

Features: Novelty Beverage Bottle in the shape of a Fire Extinguisher Pump the handle up & down to distribute the drink Made from made durable plastic with a rubber hose Lightweight yet with a capacity of 1.5 litres Makes a great addition to the home bar




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Got a burning thirst? Then reach for the Thirst Extinguisher Drink Dispenser. A swig from this will quench the thirst of even the driest of palates! This wonderful water bottle in the shape of a fire extinguisher will hold over 1.5 litres of your chosen beverage. It can be used to quench the thirst of your party guests or for warm days firing up the barbecue. However we must warn that it's not a fire extinguisher so don't try to put out the burning sausages
- particularly if the fluid contents are of an alcoholic composition. To distribute liquid from the Thirst Extinguisher bottle simply pump the handle up & down. Not only is it a great way to siphon liquid to friends by squirting directly into their mouths
- great for celebrations
- this novelty decanter also makes a quirky permanent addition to any home bar.


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Got a burning thirst? Then reach for the Thirst Extinguisher Drink Dispenser. A swig from this will quench the thirst of even the driest of palates! This wonderful water bottle in the shape of a fire extinguisher will hold over 1.5 litres of your chosen beverage. It can be used to quench the thirst of your party guests or for warm days firing up the barbecue. However we must warn that it's not a fire extinguisher so don't try to put out the burning sausages
- particularly if the fluid contents are of an alcoholic composition. To distribute liquid from the Thirst Extinguisher bottle simply pump the handle up & down. Not only is it a great way to siphon liquid to friends by squirting directly into their mouths
- great for celebrations
- this novelty decanter also makes a quirky permanent addition to any home bar.


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Crack open a cold one while you’re turning the soil. This trowel has a bottle opener built right into it! It’s a brilliant gift for green thumbs who work up a thirst in the garden! ...

This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself by James Proud uncovers unexplained events, shocking conspiracy theories, chilling urban legends, & incredible truths that will scare you & stoke your imagination all at the same time… if you have what it takes to read it, that is! It’s brilliant for everyone from the fully sceptical, through the slightly curious, to the hard-core conspiracy advocates! ...

If you already dress like a Norse god but you’re looking for that finishing touch that really completes the look, we have just thing to create a storm in your wardrobe! These fabulous Thor cufflinks are the ultimate accessory for any Marvel fan, making it easier than ever to add a little superhero to your most formal outfits. Ideal for the office, parties or any special occasion, these fabulous officially licensed rhodium steel cufflinks are a real statement piece. Shaped just like the famous deity, complete with his winged helmet & flowing tresses, these cufflinks will have any Loki wannabe running for the hills! The fab cufflinks come presented in a stunning Marvel gift box, keeping your mini immortals safety tucked away when not in use. ...

You can call us Odin. Why? Oh, just because we have the great Mjolnir here for you! Yep, we're talking about this Thor's Hammer Museum Replica Collectible! It might not have been forged in a dying star, but it was expertly crafted on Earth from high quality resin & then hand painted. Officially licensed Marvel merchandise, it has prop-level detail & even comes with a display plinth. This is one Hela good piece. So, if you're a massive Thor fan, or you know one, order this Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Museum Replica Collectible now! Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Museum Replica Collectible ...

Mortal hands cannot open a bottle. But, if they are worthy, they can wield an instrument that will give them unlimited power over pesky bottle-tops. That power: this Thor’s Hammer bottle opener keyring! In Asgard, this magical hammer is known as Mjølnir. On Earth, we just think it’s a pretty awesome way to get to the sweet nectar of the gods that hides underneath crimped bottle-tops, which the future just refuses to leave behind. A perfect replica of the otherworldly war hammer entrusted to the god of thunder, just a little smaller, this Thor’s Hammer bottle opener will let you rule over man-made mead, pop, & pretty much anything else that comes in a bottle. &, you can attach your car & house keys to it, giving you the power to travel at great speeds & enter safe realms. If you want godlike power over mortal drinking apparatus, this is the artefact youï ½ï ½ve been searching Thor! Get your Thor’s Hammer keychain bottle opener today!   ...

This men's Thorndike 14115JS/02 Watch from the Timberland collection has a silver stainless steel case & fitted genuine black leather strap. The stylish watch features a black ana-digi dial on the face. Take this watch on your holidays or business trips with up to 50 metres of water resistance. Comes complete with a nice watch box for protection & presentation & a fantastic two year guarantee! A great gift for birthdays, anniversaries & more. ...