So apparently there are over 8 billion plastic straws littering the world’s beaches, killing our environment, murdering our adorable little turtles. Be part of the solution with the Telescopic Drinking Straw. Made from stainless steel, it’s a breeze to clean this nature-warrior with the telescopic cleaning brush. It’s the perfect gift for anyone looking to cut down their wanton slaughter of the world that gave them life. Look like an old-school astronomer as you whip out your telescopic straw & swirl it around your Aperol Spritz. An added bonus is when you’re bored of the dinner table’s conversation, you can play with your retractable straw while they talk shop. In. Out. In. Out. Buy a Telescopic Drinking Straw for yourself & everyone you know to look like Galileo while saving the seals. Polish your halo & go order a vegan smoothie. ...

If you feel you need more chow, then this Telescopic fork is the answer. From the comfort of your seat, you can pick from someone else’s plate without having to stretch over with a normal fork. The Telescopic fork is stylish & perfectly functional, so you can use it just like a normal one. However, when you’ve finished your own course & are watching your slower eating companions with hungry eyes & watering mouth, simply slip the fork under the table & start to extend it by pulling the handle. The Telescopic Fork extends to a hearty 35cms (13 inches)
- sufficient to stretch across most dining tables. Once youve grabbed their tastiest-looking morsels, simply retract the fork by pushing its handle back to its normal setting & begin to chow down with no one else around the table any the wiser. Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm
- perfect for stealing food off other peoples plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish & and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion
- ideal gift for gluttons


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If you feel you need more chow, then this Telescopic fork is the answer. From the comfort of your seat, you can pick from someone else's plate without having to stretch over with a normal fork. The Telescopic fork is stylish & perfectly functional, so you can use it just like a normal one. However, when you've finished your own course & are watching your slower eating companions with hungry eyes & watering mouth, simply slip the fork under the table & start to extend it by pulling the handle. The Telescopic Fork extends to a hearty 35cms (13 inches)
- sufficient to stretch across most dining tables. Once you've grabbed their tastiest-looking morsels, simply retract the fork by pushing its handle back to its normal setting & begin to chow down with no one else around the table any the wiser. Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm
- perfect for stealing food off other people's plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish & and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion
- ideal gift for gluttons


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Ever been told to ‘write this down’? Or the evergreen ‘have you got a pen?’ You know full well you don’t but you pat at your pockets to make a point & apologise non the less. Those days are gone now thanks to the The Telescopic Pen Keyring – Telepen. Made from stainless steel & coming with 3 refills of black ink you’ll be able to jot things down whenever you need. It’s also an ideal gift for anyone prone to losing pens left, right & centre. It also

Includes:: a splash proof case to make extra sure it isn’t damaged. You’ll never leave a meeting note less again after being too embarrassed to ask for a spare! This handy biro is also ideal for pub quizzes & for the bank when inevitably their little pen on the string won’t work. We’re big fans of writing, but not such fans of being caught with nothing to write with! Thanks to this handy little biro that folds out & retracts, you’ll have ink on your hip whenever you need it! Get yours today!

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Do you often struggle to fit into your shoes? Well this useful tool is exactly what you need & is small enough to take with you! The strong stainless steel, rubber handled shoe horn extends from 13" to a huge 32" meaning that you can fit into your shoes with maximum ease & minimum effort! The spring loaded end piece enables the shoe horn to be easily manipulated into any shoe. It is the perfect aid to have at home but also small & light enough to take on business trips & holidays. Comes in assorted colours. ...

Step into the realm of convenience & versatility with our Telescopic Stool in a sleek Black design. This stool comes in a compact size of 26 cm x 26 cm x 45 cm & also lets you alter it's heights, locking it in at various levels. It's not just a stool; it's your go-to companion for camping adventures, DIY projects, & impromptu gatherings. But wait, there's more! This telescopic wonder isn't just a one-trick pony; it folds down into a petite package & comes complete with a carrying strap, making it the ultimate travel-friendly pop-up seat. Whether you're hosting a party, enjoying a picnic, or firing up the barbecue, this Telescopic Stool is your ticket to convenient seating that adapts to your every need. ...

Step into the realm of convenience & versatility with our Telescopic Stool in a sleek Black & Grey design. This stool comes in a compact size of 26 cm x 26 cm x 45 cm & also lets you alter it's heights, locking it in at various levels. It's not just a stool; it's your go-to companion for camping adventures, DIY projects, & impromptu gatherings. But wait, there's more! This telescopic wonder isn't just a one-trick pony; it folds down into a petite package & comes complete with a carrying strap, making it the ultimate travel-friendly pop-up seat. Whether you're hosting a party, enjoying a picnic, or firing up the barbecue, this Telescopic Stool is your ticket to convenient seating that adapts to your every need. ...

Step into the realm of convenience & versatility with our Telescopic Stool in a colourful Blue Rainbow design. This stool comes in a compact size of 26 cm x 26 cm x 45 cm & also lets you alter it's heights, locking it in at various levels. It's not just a stool; it's your go-to companion for camping adventures, DIY projects, & impromptu gatherings. But wait, there's more! This telescopic wonder isn't just a one-trick pony; it folds down into a petite package & comes complete with a carrying strap, making it the ultimate travel-friendly pop-up seat. Whether you're hosting a party, enjoying a picnic, or firing up the barbecue, this Telescopic Stool is your ticket to convenient seating that adapts to your every need. ...

Everyone should have a Telescopic Torch with Magnets in their toolkit as it can serve many purposes. This torch can extend up to 56cm, & with a flexible design, you can see underneath or behind tricky areas. It also features super bright LED’s to allow you to see properly. If you are constantly losing your change under the couch, or you want a torch as a precautionary measure, this is the torch for you. Buy your very own Telescopic Torch with Magnets as you never know when you might need one. BATTERY WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN Store spare batteries securely & dispose of used batteries safely. If you think batteries might have been swallowed or placed inside any body part, seek immediate medical attention. ...

Clean your windows just as a professional window cleaner would with this telescopic window cleaner. It has a microfibre cover (which is removable & machine washable at 30°C) &

Includes:: 6 50 cm rods, making the total longest length 300 cm (3 m). It has a swivel joint which makes it easy to use on conservatories or awkward, hard-to-reach windows.

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