Cats are funny creatures
- they think they're the centre of the universe & love tucking themselves into tight places, particularly
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So, you love animals more than Greenpeace does, but your landlord has a Cruella de Vil approach to puppies… If only there was a super-clean, super obedient pet that didn’t leave little parcels for you if you forget to let it out. Oh, wait, there is, & it’s called the Teksta 360 Robot Puppy! Yep, with the Teksta 360 there’s no digging up the garden & traipsing mud through the house. This robot dog does everything at your comm&, including walking, sitting, begging, and… wait for it… performing 360-degree backflips! This robotic puppy also makes realistic pet sounds which include yapping (the neighbours’ favourite), panting, & snoring. Oh, it also whines when it wants some attention, but will stop that as soon as you give your pet a little pat on the head! This puppy has a light-up collar & eyes, so you can play with it day & night. &, don’t worry about it running out of energy… just pop in a few more AAA batteries & it’ll be good to keep on playing! Also, if you want to have a little augmented reality fun with your pooch, you can download a free app for i OS & Android. This lets you have some fun dressing your dog in different digital outfits & even take it to the virtual vet with the health check feature! So, if you want a puppy that’s a little more futuristic than furry, be sure to order your white & blue Teksta 360 Robot Dog today!  ...

So, you long for a sprawling garden, but you live in a flat? Or, you want greenery throughout the year, even in winter. No problem, we've got you covered. You just need this Telescopic tagre! With a telescopic design, this handy gadget fits perfectly in window frames, under ledges, or in niches. &, with three shelves, you can create a whole area of foliage so rich, it could go to Harrods for its general t-shirt shopping. So, if you want to add to or a start an urban garden, or you know someone who does, order this telescopic plant stand now! Telescopic tagre
- Indoor Garden Plant Shelves
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If you’ve got an itch you just can’t scratch then you need to nab yourself our Telescopic Back Scratcher. Perfect for the office when you’ve been sat at your desk all day & just need a little bit of relaxation time. This handy little gadget looks unassuming at first at a tiny 18.5cm but can extend up to 54cm so you can scratch your own back with ease. This nifty little gizmo comes in four different colours just to keep things interesting; available in black, red, light blue & dark blue. Please note that you cannot pick which colour you want. ...

So apparently there are over 8 billion plastic straws littering the world’s beaches, killing our environment, murdering our adorable little turtles. Be part of the solution with the Telescopic Drinking Straw. Made from stainless steel, it’s a breeze to clean this nature-warrior with the telescopic cleaning brush. It’s the perfect gift for anyone looking to cut down their wanton slaughter of the world that gave them life. Look like an old-school astronomer as you whip out your telescopic straw & swirl it around your Aperol Spritz. An added bonus is when you’re bored of the dinner table’s conversation, you can play with your retractable straw while they talk shop. In. Out. In. Out. Buy a Telescopic Drinking Straw for yourself & everyone you know to look like Galileo while saving the seals. Polish your halo & go order a vegan smoothie. ...

If you feel you need more chow, then this Telescopic fork is the answer. From the comfort of your seat, you can pick from someone else's plate without having to stretch over with a normal fork. The Telescopic fork is stylish & perfectly functional, so you can use it just like a normal one. However, when you've finished your own course & are watching your slower eating companions with hungry eyes & watering mouth, simply slip the fork under the table & start to extend it by pulling the handle. The Telescopic Fork extends to a hearty 35cms (13 inches)
- sufficient to stretch across most dining tables. Once you've grabbed their tastiest-looking morsels, simply retract the fork by pushing its handle back to its normal setting & begin to chow down with no one else around the table any the wiser. Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm
- perfect for stealing food off other people's plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish & and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion
- ideal gift for gluttons


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Ever been told to ‘write this down’? Or the evergreen ‘have you got a pen?’ You know full well you don’t but you pat at your pockets to make a point & apologise non the less. Those days are gone now thanks to the The Telescopic Pen Keyring – Telepen. Made from stainless steel & coming with 3 refills of black ink you’ll be able to jot things down whenever you need. It’s also an ideal gift for anyone prone to losing pens left, right & centre. It also

Includes:: a splash proof case to make extra sure it isn’t damaged. You’ll never leave a meeting note less again after being too embarrassed to ask for a spare! This handy biro is also ideal for pub quizzes & for the bank when inevitably their little pen on the string won’t work. We’re big fans of writing, but not such fans of being caught with nothing to write with! Thanks to this handy little biro that folds out & retracts, you’ll have ink on your hip whenever you need it! Get yours today!

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Do you often struggle to fit into your shoes? Well this useful tool is exactly what you need & is small enough to take with you! The strong stainless steel, rubber handled shoe horn extends from 13" to a huge 32" meaning that you can fit into your shoes with maximum ease & minimum effort! The spring loaded end piece enables the shoe horn to be easily manipulated into any shoe. It is the perfect aid to have at home but also small & light enough to take on business trips & holidays. Comes in assorted colours. ...

There will come a time in all our lives when the simple things become hard. Like putting on your shoes for example, something that was once an easy task has become a strain. With the Telescopic Shoe Horn, you can literally shoe away the aches & pains you get from bending down to slide those sneaks on. The extendable gizmo goes from a compact 33cm to a long 91cm, perfect for reaching all the way down to your shoes without you having to bend. The small & lightweight design is made with strong stainless steel & a soft rubber handle, making this ideal for taking out & about with you. ...

Step into the realm of convenience & versatility with our Telescopic Stool in a sleek Black design. This stool comes in a compact size of 26 cm x 26 cm x 45 cm & also lets you alter it's heights, locking it in at various levels. It's not just a stool; it's your go-to companion for camping adventures, DIY projects, & impromptu gatherings. But wait, there's more! This telescopic wonder isn't just a one-trick pony; it folds down into a petite package & comes complete with a carrying strap, making it the ultimate travel-friendly pop-up seat. Whether you're hosting a party, enjoying a picnic, or firing up the barbecue, this Telescopic Stool is your ticket to convenient seating that adapts to your every need. ...