Spectacular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle & everything else is heading southwards it 's also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly & shout at children & no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair &, of course, the saggy scrotum. Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert & taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation
- a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotum's the world has ever seen. Filled with funny illustrations & tips, it's perfect for the old git you know. Just don't show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!
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If you’re looking for a single solution to all your audio needs then the Spectraboom just might be it. It offers a rare combination of sound quality, style & portability that is unusual at any price. Encased in a stylish glossy black case with simple, minimal controls the Spectraboom will fit in perfectly to any home. The 5” woofers & wide dispersion tweeters combine to pump out an impressive 60 watts of rich, full sound with deep, powerful bass & crystal clear treble. Simply connect via Bluetooth or the aux socket so you can use virtually any music device. It even has an FM radio built in! But the really cool bit comes when you press the light button. The speakers are equipped with a clever lighting system that can pulsate & flash in time to your music, in a variety of bright colours. Select either a pulsating light that will dance in time to your music, a slow fade that gently glides through the colours or simply no lights at all. The large built in battery will give up to 30 hours playback with the lights off (though we’ve found this to be volume dependant) & you can run it off the mains while it’s charging or even all the time if you like. There’s even a USB (Universal Serial Bus) port so you can charge your phone up while you listen. So if you’ve been struggling to find that all-in-one solution to your music needs then check out the Spectraboom. It could be the ideal answer. ...

We’re pretty busy people nowadays. Without enough hours in the day or days in the week (we’re still hoping for a third day of the weekend), sometimes keeping on top of everything seems like an uphill struggle. So if you need a little prompting now & again as a reminder for doctors’ appointments, important anniversaries or party invites, then let the Speech Bubble Light Box give you a helping hand! After all, we can think of no better reminder than one that’s lit up in fabulous white illuminated gloriousness! Shaped like a comic strip speech bubble, this rather resplendent battery powered light comes with its own stencil & pen kit, so you’ll be ready to write your words of wisdom as soon as your light arrives. So whether need to ‘buy milk’ or ask ‘will you marry me?’ this freestanding light will help illuminate your message! ...

We’re pretty busy people nowadays. Without enough hours in the day or days in the week (we’re still hoping for a third day of the weekend), sometimes keeping on top of everything seems like an uphill struggle. So if you need a little prompting now & again as a reminder for doctors’ appointments, important anniversaries or party invites, then let the Speech Bubble Light Box give you a helping hand! After all, we can think of no better reminder than one that’s lit up in fabulous white illuminated gloriousness! Shaped like a comic strip speech bubble, this rather resplendent battery powered light comes with its own stencil & pen kit, so you’ll be ready to write your words of wisdom as soon as your light arrives. So whether need to ‘buy milk’ or ask ‘will you marry me?’ this freestanding light will help illuminate your message! ...

When you’re waiting for a bus on a Monday morning in mid-winter, the last thing you want to be is wet. But, when the sun’s brighter than a rocket scientist & you’re sizzling like a BBQ, it’s all you want… well, that & this Speed Blast Water Slide! More slippery than a greased-up banana peel, this slide is purpose-built to deliver super-fast sliding fun. &, to make sure you stay cool when the sliding gets hot, it creates a water tunnel for you to slide through. Oh, & it has a wetter bottom than you did that time you sat on damp grass… or, more specifically, it has an inflatable pool at the end of it, making sure it all ends with a big splash! You thought a burger patty could slide quickly? Wait until you try this super-slippery Speed Blast Water Slide! Order yours today! ...

Are you ready to turn your desk or display case into a death derby? You don’t have a choice, because the Speed Reaper figure is coming at you like a bat out of hell! If you’re a biker, a badass, or a badass biker, the Speed Reaper will really get under your skin. It’s a skeleton biker that’s all riding skins & bones… married to the road, with no body to love. He’s straddling a black superbike & is posed getting hero-rash on his knee as he quickly goes ‘round the bend! This skull-pture is made from (spinal) resin, which is more durable than riding leathers. It also makes it easy to clean, even if you’re a lazy-bones. It’s hand sculpted & painted, & designed by the versatile gothic designer, James Ryman, who packed this skeleton full of guts! Even though we’re more humerus & less sternum, this is one seriously bony biker. &, you want to display him, you can feel it in your bones. So, for a full-bodied display piece, get your hands on the Speed Reaper today!   ...

This eco-friendly Speed Feed helps to save time, money & water! It evenly distributes water & feed for your raised beds, planters & growbags. It also encourages strong & healthier plants by feeding the roots directly. Speed Feed Watering System
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So, you’re longing for a robot that blends extreme amounts of fun with useful learning? Well, it’s time to get the ball rolling! Actually, the ball’s already rolling, & it’s called the Sphero BOLT! The Sphero BOLT is a ball-shaped robot that blends enjoyment with education (and not in the lame way that maths games claim to). The BOLT has advanced sensors to detect it surroundings, so you can programme directions into it using its i OS & Android app, controlling its speed, acceleration, & direction. On the top of the Sphero BOLT you’ll find an 8 x 8 array of coloured LEDs, which you can use for gaming, drawing, & even coding using the included Sphero Edu app for i OS, Android, & more. Sphero Edu teaches code, which is important in the 21st century, but also goes beyond that to combine it with robotic functions, helping you get cleverly creative! Finally, the BOLT uses infrared communication to chat with other BOLTs. This lets you enable new games & advanced coding tactics. Plus, it lets your BOLT get out there & meet other robots as smart as it is, which it’s bound to enjoy! So, if you’re a robot fan, get ready to have a ball (shaped robot)! Order your Sphero BOLT today! ...

The Sphero robot was & is an incredible machine, pushing the boundaries of app control & home robotics, & this awesome Sphero Mini continues that trend brilliantly, presenting a bot that can do a host of actions without being massive
- or even moderate. Presented in a variety of colours
- warm orange, sleek white, fun pink, cool blue or cheerful green
- this bit can do a wide variety of different things depending on what it is you’re after. For a kickoff, you can drive the Mini using the app-control familiar from other Sphero devices of various calibres, manoeuvring it through a wide variety of objects
- from the furniture of your house to the mini cones & bowling pins that come with the Mini. Even cooler, the Mini has a Face Drive mode: this means that you can control the Mini using your facial expressions. Yes, that’s right: suddenly, you might have a reason to pull silly faces. For those of you more inclined to enjoy the app’s various games, this baby comes equipped with a host of fun activities
- a wide variety of different games are available: from flights through space to wrecking bricks. The app updates frequently, meaning there’ll always be new games to play when you want to try something new. & if you’re feeling extra smart, you can try out the Edu app to program Mini with Java Script. With Lights, a gyroscope & an accelerometer, the Sphero Mini is just what the budding bot whizzes of the future should have on h&. A definite must have.




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We would like to introduce the new & enhanced gaming ball, Sphero Ollie. Now complete with two agile wheels & an even smarter brain, this revolutionary, app-operated device is ready to GO GO GO! Customised & controlled by you, the new Sphero Ollie is designed for speed & tricks in mind. This cool little robot now has the ability to spin, drift, flip & zoom – meaning you can race against friends with no sweat as speeds can reach up to 6.3 metres per second, that’s 14mph you know! Made from a sturdy polycarbonate chassis & featuring LED lights, this nifty little gadget can be controlled via your smart device once you have connected using Bluetooth within a range of 30 metres! Enjoy the Sphero Ollie for up to 60 minutes once it is fully charged using the USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable provided. Using the free app, you can control your Sphero Ollie & get involved in multiplayer games, creating tricks & manoeuvres! This adrenaline-junkie genius is ready & waiting for you to take control of an unforgettable driving experience! More Features Robot Sphero Ollie connects via Bluetooth from 30m range Features interchangeable tyres & hubcaps Up to 60 minutes of use once fully charged

Includes:: one set of drift wheels, a set of nubby tyres & standard hubcaps The body is made from a strong polycarbonate with LEDs Quick start guide to get you going Compatible with i OS & Android devices* Measures approx. 25cm (W) x 12cm (H) x 10cm (D) * Note i OS devices must be version 7.0 or later & Android devices must be version 4.4 or later.

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