Ve vant to show you ze coolest product that fits in your mouth, ever (but we'll lose the stupid accent to tell you about it). Up until now either the whistle or the kazoo could only be considered with such an accolade, but not anymore. Vampires have had a pretty cool PR boost lately & seem to be featured in just about every drama on tv (maybe with the exception of Coronation Street
- we're not quite ready for the nocturnal immortal to roam the streets of Weatherfield just yet!). Pretty much all of us have donned plastic fangs at Halloween but we bet you haven't seen anything quite like these. For the first time ever you can now control when the fangs are shown! Not only that but you custom fit them to your mouth to make them as comfortable as possible. Here's how:
- Take your Special FX Fangs & drop them into a glass of hot water for a few minutes in order to soften the Dental Putty that is in the 2 tooth wells.
- Carefully remove the Fangs from the water & insert them into your mouth with the tooth wells (and the softened dental putty) facing UPWARDS.
- Gently bite down & position the tooth wells onto your back molar & hold in place for few seconds while the Dental Putty hardens & forms a perfect fit to your teeth.
- Remove the Fangs from your mouth & place them under cold running water to harden the Dental Putty. You now have a pair of custom fit Special FX Fangs.
- Put the Fangs back into your mouth & attach them to your back molars. Now, using your tongue, move the Tongue Bar to RAISE & LOWER the fangs at your will! It's that easy!





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" The force will be with you, always" when you purchase one of these babies. Fancy doing some role play or have you got a fancy dress party planned?..... Then light up & pretend youre the Jedi hero youve always wanted to be! Inspired by Luke Skywalker of Star Wars legend, watch in amazement as this light saber powers up with movie quality light & sound effects & changes colour as you move or tap your saber, it even changes its sound effects as you interact! The beautifully crafted rubberized handle gives you an authentic look & a firm non-slip grip. Whether you’re young or not-so-young, fulfill your sci-fi fantasies with the Special FX Saber! Power it up or power it down it’s under your control!! Know any Star Wars fans? They’re the easiest people to buy presents for & this Jedi sword is the ultimate in Star Wars fun! The saber powers up with movie quality light & has brilliant sound effects Enjoy classic sci-fi adventure with the Special FX Saber Changes colour as you move or tap your saber Even changes its sound effects as you interact Requires 3 x AA batteries (included) ...

These Special FX fangs are the perfect gift for all fans of the recent vampire craze sparked by the " Twilight" films & novels. These vampire teeth allow you to custom fit your own pair of vampire fangs & then control when they appear & disappear
- perfect for all vampire or demon fancy dress costumes. Once youve moulded these movie quality fangs you simply have to place them in your mouth & use the tongue bar to raise & lower them at your will
- its that easy! Perfect for bringing the vampire in you out all year round, not just at Halloween, simply put them in & people will watch in amazement as your fangs grow into place before their eyes!

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Spectular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle & everything else is heading southwards – it’s also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isnt it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly & shout at children & no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair &, of course, the saggy scrotum. Yes, you cant deny it, where once things were pert & taut, now the crown jewels look like theyve been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation
- a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotums the world has ever seen. Filled with funny illustrations & tips, its perfect for the old git you know – just don’t show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, its perfect reading matter for the throne room too!
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Spectacular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle & everything else is heading southwards it 's also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly & shout at children & no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair &, of course, the saggy scrotum. Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert & taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation
- a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotum's the world has ever seen. Filled with funny illustrations & tips, it's perfect for the old git you know. Just don't show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!
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We’re pretty busy people nowadays. Without enough hours in the day or days in the week (we’re still hoping for a third day of the weekend), sometimes keeping on top of everything seems like an uphill struggle. So if you need a little prompting now & again as a reminder for doctors’ appointments, important anniversaries or party invites, then let the Speech Bubble Light Box give you a helping hand! After all, we can think of no better reminder than one that’s lit up in fabulous white illuminated gloriousness! Shaped like a comic strip speech bubble, this rather resplendent battery powered light comes with its own stencil & pen kit, so you’ll be ready to write your words of wisdom as soon as your light arrives. So whether need to ‘buy milk’ or ask ‘will you marry me?’ this freestanding light will help illuminate your message! ...

We’re pretty busy people nowadays. Without enough hours in the day or days in the week (we’re still hoping for a third day of the weekend), sometimes keeping on top of everything seems like an uphill struggle. So if you need a little prompting now & again as a reminder for doctors’ appointments, important anniversaries or party invites, then let the Speech Bubble Light Box give you a helping hand! After all, we can think of no better reminder than one that’s lit up in fabulous white illuminated gloriousness! Shaped like a comic strip speech bubble, this rather resplendent battery powered light comes with its own stencil & pen kit, so you’ll be ready to write your words of wisdom as soon as your light arrives. So whether need to ‘buy milk’ or ask ‘will you marry me?’ this freestanding light will help illuminate your message! ...

When you’re waiting for a bus on a Monday morning in mid-winter, the last thing you want to be is wet. But, when the sun’s brighter than a rocket scientist & you’re sizzling like a BBQ, it’s all you want… well, that & this Speed Blast Water Slide! More slippery than a greased-up banana peel, this slide is purpose-built to deliver super-fast sliding fun. &, to make sure you stay cool when the sliding gets hot, it creates a water tunnel for you to slide through. Oh, & it has a wetter bottom than you did that time you sat on damp grass… or, more specifically, it has an inflatable pool at the end of it, making sure it all ends with a big splash! You thought a burger patty could slide quickly? Wait until you try this super-slippery Speed Blast Water Slide! Order yours today! ...

Everyone loves a good puzzle now & then to really test their brains & keep their hands busy. That being the case, this Speed Cube pack will no doubt be right up many people's alley. Coming with two speed cubes, the object
- as you might be familiar with from similar puzzles
- is to match the puzzle back up so that each side is all one colour. What differentiates the larger of the two cubes in this regard is the presence of special speed-enhancing technology in the construction of the cube, making it move faster than the traditional models (hence the name ‘ Speed Cube’). Complementing the larger cube is the smaller one, perfect for puzzling while you travel. Brilliant for seasoned puzzle fans & newbies alike, the Speed Cube is truly a marvel of colour-coded coolness.

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Are you ready to turn your desk or display case into a death derby? You don’t have a choice, because the Speed Reaper figure is coming at you like a bat out of hell! If you’re a biker, a badass, or a badass biker, the Speed Reaper will really get under your skin. It’s a skeleton biker that’s all riding skins & bones… married to the road, with no body to love. He’s straddling a black superbike & is posed getting hero-rash on his knee as he quickly goes ‘round the bend! This skull-pture is made from (spinal) resin, which is more durable than riding leathers. It also makes it easy to clean, even if you’re a lazy-bones. It’s hand sculpted & painted, & designed by the versatile gothic designer, James Ryman, who packed this skeleton full of guts! Even though we’re more humerus & less sternum, this is one seriously bony biker. &, you want to display him, you can feel it in your bones. So, for a full-bodied display piece, get your hands on the Speed Reaper today!   ...