We all have days when the irritations of life get the better of us, hence the need to let it all out. Sod Calm & Get Angry celebrates those times when getting annoyed is the only way to react. During the current recession it seems our traditional stiff upper lip can only last so long before those other world-beating British skills come to the fore
- quiet grumbling & resigned cynicism. Sod Calm & Get Angry is for anyone who has finally had enough of bankers & politicians & bosses telling them to keep sodding calm & to carry bloody on. Sod Calm & Get Angry is both a rallying call & essential tome of comforting wisdom for the depressed, enraged, disgruntled, disenfranchised & those of a naturally curmudgeonly disposition. On Politics The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, & the word ticks, meaning blood sucking parasites
- Larry Hardiman On Work One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important
- Bertrand Russell On Money The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any
- Katherine Whitehorn On Hypocrisy Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan
- Abraham Lincoln On War You cant say civilisation dont advance... for in every war they kill you a new way
- Will Rogers On Life Thats the secret to life... replace one worry with another
- Charles M Schulz Makes a great grown-up Christmas stocking filler or secret Santa gift for a work colleauge






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