Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Make sure people keep their distance with this Social Distance Zapper! It has a 4.5 volt zap & can extend up to 6 feet long. It is not to be used by children under the age of 14 or anyone with underlying medical conditions. ...

Have you ever wondered what your sock monkey does when you’re not at home? Perhaps you’ve noticed he’s got signs of wear & tear? Well wonder no more as you discover the Sock Monkey Kama Sutra book! These naughty little monkeys have clearly seen something, after all ‘ Monkey see, Monkey do’ & now there’s no stopping them. Glimpse photographic evidence of these cheeky rascals attempting positions from the famous Kama Sutra book as they try & broaden their sexual horizons. This book would make a great gift for a partner or a friend you know who enjoys a laugh. Please be aware that whilst this book contains humorous photos, the subject matter may not be suitable for those under 18 years of age. ...

Socks – some may say the most boring gift one can give along with aftershave or a tie. Ah, but these are no ordinary socks. Get the fashionable English summer sock look all year round with the Sock Sandal. The best thing is that the old brown sandal is now superfluous to requirement thanks to the sandal pattern printed on these white socks! It is considered that wearing Sandals with Sock is an abhorred practice performed only by anti-social dorks & that such a sartorial choices should be banned. Yet, many wish to substitute style for comfort & who are we to argue! So if you know someone who likes to rummage through their sock drawer for some ugly tartan pair before donning sandals, get them to wear these instead. Not only do they get to wear a signature style, they can “double up” the look too. ...

Socks some may say are the most boring gift one can give along with aftershave or a tie. Ah, but these are no ordinary socks. Get the fashionable English summer sock look all year round with the Sock Sandal. The best thing is that the old brown sandal is now superfluous to requirement thanks to the sandal pattern printed on these white socks! It is considered that wearing Sandals with Socks is an abhorred practice performed only by anti-social dorks & that such questionable clothing choices should be banned. Yet, many wish to substitute style for comfort & who are we to argue! So if you know someone who likes to rummage through their sock drawer for some ugly tartan pair before donning sandals, get them to wear these instead. Not only do they get to wear a signature style, they can double up the look too. ...

We all have days when the irritations of life get the better of us, hence the need to let it all out. Sod Calm & Get Angry celebrates those times when getting annoyed is the only way to react. During the current recession it seems our traditional stiff upper lip can only last so long before those other world-beating British skills come to the fore
- quiet grumbling & resigned cynicism. Sod Calm & Get Angry is for anyone who has finally had enough of bankers & politicians & bosses telling them to keep sodding calm & to carry bloody on. Sod Calm & Get Angry is both a rallying call & essential tome of comforting wisdom for the depressed, enraged, disgruntled, disenfranchised & those of a naturally curmudgeonly disposition. On Politics The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, & the word ticks, meaning blood sucking parasites
- Larry Hardiman On Work One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that ones work is terribly important
- Bertrand Russell On Money The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any
- Katherine Whitehorn On Hypocrisy Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan
- Abraham Lincoln On War You cant say civilisation dont advance... for in every war they kill you a new way
- Will Rogers On Life Thats the secret to life... replace one worry with another
- Charles M Schulz Makes a great grown-up Christmas stocking filler or secret Santa gift for a work colleauge






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Soft Drink Cans Jigsaw Puzzle: What is it? It’s a puzzle featuring shelves of vibrant pop cans with colours that… well, pop! About the product It’s made up of 2000 pieces, which are made from high-quality, renewable, environmentally friendly materials. It measures about 136 cm x 48 cm when fully assembled. Why you should buy it It’s an excellent way to pass the time & its illustration is as delicious on the eye as the drinks are on the tongue. Order this Pop Cans 2000 Piece Puzzle now! ...

Make a dozen delicious pretzels & amazing tasting beer cheese with this pretzel & beer cheese making kit! Enjoy your warm home-made pretzels dipped in your very own beer cheese, made using your choice of beer. ...

Just because you’re extremely powerful doesn’t mean you can’t have a soft touch. At least, that’s the case with this 10, 000m Ah soft touch power bank! This power bank is built to carry a whopping 10, 000m Ah of charge (which is enough to charge an iPhone 6 up to 5 times), so it’s super-tough on the inside. But, it’s far from tough to the touch. It’s wrapped in a brilliantly soft & smooth coating, which feels great in your hands. But, this power bank’s awesomeness goes beyond its capacity & its coating. It also has the ability to charge 2 devices at once, thanks to its dual USB (Universal Serial Bus) ports! It also has a handy LED power indicator, so you’re never left in the dark… Hard on the inside, super-soft on the outside, & pocket-sized, this 10, 000m Ah power bank is like the opposite of a gentle giant. But, much like a gentle giant, you definitely want it to have your back when you’re in a pinch! So, to make sure you’re never left powerless, get yours today! ...

SOhi Aqua Ball: What is it? It’s a bouncy ball… made for the water! What does it do? It uses its soft, ultra-bouncy interior to bounce on the surface of water. That makes it a brilliant ball to take to the beach, the pool, paddling pool, pond, or any other body of water that starts with a P… or doesn’t. Why you should buy it Do you remember all of the fun we mentioned at the beach & pool parties? Yeah, that’s why you should buy it. So, make like someone leaving a party & bounce! ...

SOhi Aqua Skimmer: What is it? It’s like the best, flattest, most perfectly shaped skipping stone you ever found, but it’s squishier & reusable! What does it do? It skims over the surface of water better than a student skims their course work the night before an exam. But, unlike stones, the SOhi Aqua Skimmer floats, so you can use it again & again! Why you should buy it Buy this because water skimming is so much fun, but combing the earth for perfect stones is more irritating than trying to enter a password with your TV remote. So, make you sure you always have the perfect skimmer by ordering your SOhi Aqua Skimmer now! ...