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Not So Pretty Polly

<p>Fancy having a parrot with a potty mouth to entertain your guests? Well, Not So Pretty Polly is prepared to swear, the only question is, can you handle it?</p> <p>This colourful parrot might look cute, but it's been hanging out with some pretty vocal sailors. When you press the button that is hidden in its chest, Polly will utter phrases that can make even a rapper blush. Prepare yourself for phrases such as &lsquo;Hey baby show us your t*ts&rsquo; and &lsquo;Polly wants a f*cking cracker&rsquo;. </p> <p>Safe to say, this is not a suitable gift for the faint-hearted, but it will make a great novelty gift for someone with the right sense of humour.</p> <p>Order your own Not So Pretty Polly today and crack your guests
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    <p> Fancy having a parrot with a potty mouth to entertain your guests? Well, Not So Pretty Polly is prepared to swear, the only question is, can you handle it?</p> <p> This colourful parrot might look cute, but it's been hanging out with some pretty vocal sailors. When you press the button that is hidden in its chest, Polly will utter phrases that can make even a rapper blush. Prepare yourself for phrases such as &lsquo; Hey baby show us your t*ts&rsquo; & &lsquo; Polly wants a f*cking cracker&rsquo;. </p> <p> Safe to say, this is not a suitable gift for the faint-hearted, but it will make a great novelty gift for someone with the right sense of humour.</p> <p> Order your own Not So Pretty Polly today & crack your guests up!</p>

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    Humour - Something either verbal of physical that provides amusement and can provoke laughter
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    Menkind
    Discover the ultimate destination for unique gifts and gadgets at Menkind (http://www.menkind.co.uk)! Explore our vast selection of cutting-edge tech, quirky novelties, gaming accessories, and more, perfect for every occasion and personality. From high-tech drones and gaming gear to personalized presents and fun-filled toys, we offer something for everyone. With our commitment to innovation, quality, and unbeatable prices, Menkind is your go-to source for finding that special something that will make you smile. Elevate your gift-giving game and surprise your loved ones with the coolest gadgets and gizmos from Menkind!
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