Break the news to your unsuspecting colleagues or family members with this Nobody Knows I'm Gay Mug or even give it to one of your work mates to send them a message. This mug can hold up to 10oz of your favourite brew & is a great addition when you are getting down to a bit of George Michael. It comes printed with the iconic gay pride colours, so there's no escaping it. If you need a bit of vibrance into your otherwise dull office then this dishwasher safe, stoneware mug is perfect. ...

Is your dashboard a bit bare & lacking a bit of inspiration? If so, then you need your own personal bobbing buddy & what better animal to have then mans best friend
- the loyal dog! With this novelty Nodding British Bulldog figure you will forever be smiling as you watch his head bob up & down as you drive, just make sure you don't get too distracted by his funny face.  For all of you who tend to talk to yourself or sing alone in the car, you will always have a friendly face to talk to. No more will anyone pick on you for your bad jokes or make you enraged with their often strange opinions as this Nodding Dog will always be happy to listen to your witty material & road grievances. 

Dimensions 23 x 15 x 18cm. 


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If ever there was something that needed to be dragged kicking & screaming into the 21st Century it would be the padlock. Over one hundred years have gone by with few advancements, so luckily the clever folks at Noke have changed this for good. Their revolutionary design brings a fresh twist to the humble lock, making it far easier & more efficient than ever before. The Noke Padlock is the world’s very first Bluetooth padlock, so at last you can wave goodbye to forgotten combinations & lost keys as this clever padlock is controlled by your smartphone. Simply by downloading the app you can control your padlock, create a schedule for use, grant & revoke access to your friends & family & see a history of when, where & by whom the padlock was used. Pretty darn clever! So never again will you lock yourself out of your own stuff! With the app you don’t even need to take your phone from your pocket as the handy Noke Padlock will find & connect with your device once you are within a few feet & unlock the padlock for you. This handy product is completely weather proof, with all of its key components happily tucked away inside the lock. It’s extra sturdy too, made from boron-hardened steel & anti-shim technology ensuring all your stuff will stay perfectly safe. But we know what you’re thinking, what if I’ve run out of battery? Well luckily those clever designers have thought of that too with the ‘ Quick Click’ system, where you set up a unique combination of clicks to access your lock manually. So say goodbye to keys for good & say hello to this perfect padlock! ...

Wave goodbye to hobs & microwaves – they’re not needed for cooking your ramen! With this Noodle Up bowl by your side, cook on the go! You’ll be bowled over by how convenient it is! The bowl has two compartments (one for dry noodles, the other for fresh ingredients) & many more reasons to buy! It may not be dishwasher safe, but this bowl is a safe bet for blowing your mind! Not only is this a product that’s easy to use – it has an easy drain system & water release valve – but its lid has a smartphone stand for watching You Tube or scrolling social media as you eat! ...

Think it is about time that you made your love life a little more interesting? Need some inspiration or a way to ignite the flame? Take a look at Nookii
- the adults only board game! Nookii is designed to make sure that you & your partner get in the mood for something rude & encourages you to work your way around each other’s body, not a board. Complete with everything that you could ever need for a night of passion. Including a blindfold & a do not disturb sign, all of the cards will help you to figure out where you will be tasting, touching or caressing, You can even use the included blindfolded for some mystery play. Perfect as a gift for Valentine’s Day, for an anniversary, or simply as a way to encourage you both to have some adults only time, we can promise you that you won’t regret buying this game! Order yours today!
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The Nose Gel Dispenser is revolting & hilarious in equal measure! Kids love all things repulsive & this is one way of getting the dirtiest of bodies clean! The novelty runny Nose Shower soap dispenser oozes bright green goo from the nostril. Equipped with three suction caps that will stick to tiles, glass & any smooth surface, simply squeeze! Yuck! Easy to fill too
- unscrew the cap on the back & fill with the gel provided. Once youve finished the included gel, top up with any liquid soap or gel. Makes a great house-warming present or Christmas stocking filler. Great way to freak out friends who visit. Put it in the downstairs loo & see what your guests reactions will be!
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The Nose Gel Dispenser is revolting & hilarious in equal measure! Kids love all things repulsive & this is one way of getting the dirtiest of bodies clean! The novelty runny Nose Shower soap dispenser oozes bright green goo from the nostril. Equipped with three suction caps that will stick to tiles, glass & any smooth surface, all you need to do is simply squeeze the bottle! Yuck! Easy to fill too
- unscrew the cap on the back & fill with the gel provided. Once you've finished the included gel, top up with any liquid soap or gel. Makes a great house-warming present or gadget for your bathroom. Great way to freak out friends who visit. Put it in the downstairs loo & see what your guests reactions will be!
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Every good looking man about town wants to look their best, but it’s an unfortunate fact of life that we all have a few stray hairs here & there. So to keep your man looking in tip top condition all the time, this personal grooming Nose Trimmer Kit makes the ideal gift! Saying goodbye to unsightly hair is super quick & easy with this handy bathroom gadget. The perfect size for both home & travel, this lightweight & portable design can be taken anywhere to keep those uninvited hairs at bay! Complete with a rubberised body design & protective head cover, this Nose Trimmer is able to trim nose, ears, beard & eyebrows in no time at all. This fantastic trimmer cuts cleanly without pulling for a precise grooming experience every time. This personal groomer is battery powered, so you don’t need to worry about hanging wires or continental plug attachments, & comes with a handy cleaning brush, keeping your Trimmer clean & ready for the next use. ...

Giles & Posners Premier Popcorn maker is a great & fun way to enjoy everyones favourite cinema snack at home! This incredible kitchen gadget in stunning red & white recreates the feel of a 1950s kitchen diner. Incredibly simple to use, this popcorn machine uses hot air instead of hot oil to cook the popcorn, so it makes a healthier, low-fat delicious snack than traditional popcorn machines. Once popped you can add salt, sugar, or chili flavoring to your popcorn for more adventurous tastes! Easy to clean, it makes a great addition to any kitchen. Running on mains power so theres no need for batteries, it comes with a years manufacturers warranty. Technical Specification: Tabletop Convenience
- perfect for parties Dimensions:

Height: 29cm;

Width: 15cm;

Depth: 15cm Uses mains power Voltage 120v 50HZ Wattage 1040W 1 years warranty Please note bowl of popcorn not included.






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<p> Fancy having a parrot with a potty mouth to entertain your guests? Well, Not So Pretty Polly is prepared to swear, the only question is, can you handle it?</p> <p> This colourful parrot might look cute, but it's been hanging out with some pretty vocal sailors. When you press the button that is hidden in its chest, Polly will utter phrases that can make even a rapper blush. Prepare yourself for phrases such as &lsquo; Hey baby show us your t*ts&rsquo; & &lsquo; Polly wants a f*cking cracker&rsquo;. </p> <p> Safe to say, this is not a suitable gift for the faint-hearted, but it will make a great novelty gift for someone with the right sense of humour.</p> <p> Order your own Not So Pretty Polly today & crack your guests up!</p> ...