Is mobile phone use robbing you of quality time with your family, stealing your suppers’ thunder, & killing human interaction around your home? Guilty on all 3 counts? Then its time those phone culprits spent some hard time in this Mobile Phone Jail! Like the name will tell you, this is a jail that you can use to lock away your family’s or friends’ phones, so you can actually have face-to-face conversations. It’s an easy-to-assemble, plastic prison that’s specially designed to fit phones. The base is slotted so the phones stand up, & you can fit up to 6 phones in this jail, so you won’t have to worry about freeing phone convicts due to overcrowding! It’s high time that phones stopped robbing you of your family time by serving some time of their own. So, put your household’s phones under (included) lock & key & get your mobile phone jail today!     ...

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Mock the Week is the BBCs is current Ly the most popular panel quiz show attracting millions of viewers every week. So this Mock the Week Funniest Book of All Time makes the ideal gift for fans of the topical programme & those with a wicked sense of humour. The book is a a compilation of edgy gags & lines from the team of comedy panelists & comprises 79 chapters of " Unlikelies", " Bad Things to happen at.. & " Bad Names to give..". Below is a taster of what to expect, although we wouldnt advise you give this to someone who is extremely straight laced like your in-laws or maiden aunt unless theyve been plied with sherry first. Categories include UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. UNLIKELY VILLAGE NAMES: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder... UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLY: This years Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram... UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON DOWNTON ABBEY: Mr Batess leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelsons Column at a Countryside Alliance march. BAD THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN ...

Are you overwhelmed by the pressures of shopping? What can I get for the man who has it all? Arrgh!! Do you need an affordable, pleasingly sized book that is guaranteed to be funny? Get this Mock the Week's Ultimate Panic Buy book. If you're struggling to get a particular someone a gift that they won't 'accidentally' lose one day then look no further! This hilarious new book from the creators of the BBC's top-rated comedy show, Mock the Week, pleases the whole crowd, from the grumpy & cynical to the group clown with a great sense of humour. There really is something for everyone with hundreds of subjects covered. A little taster... Unlikely Things to Read in The Joy of Sex: Making the sound of a tuba when she bends over is rarely a good idea. Strange Things to Hear from your Satnav:‘ At the next junction, bear left, open the throttle & let’s see what this little baby can do.’ Unlikely Things to Read in a Pet Manual: Labradors are intelligent but you’ll still be able to beat them at board games. Lines You Won’t Hear in Dr Who: ‘ Here’s your new assistant, Doctor – she’s fifty-eight & happily married.’ Unlikely Things to Read in a Parenting Book: It’s always great to have a comforter handy for your baby to hold on to when they need it. Ours is called Michael; he’s a lovely man. Other " Scenes We'd Like To See" include: Unpleasant Real Ales * Bad Names for Racehorses * Unlikely Things to Read on a Tube of Toothpaste * Unlikely Tax Return Form Questions * Unlikely Obituaries * Rejected Royal Baby Names * Unlikely Things to Hear in a Public Swimming Pool * Unlikely Lines from a Bond Film. ...

Burgers are tasty, satisfying, & full of things that make you feel good inside. If you didn’t have to eat them, they’d make excellent friends! But, what if you could actually make friends with them instead of eating them? Well, we know of one burger that you can – the Menkind-exclusive Mojimoto burger! This burger is a fun talking toy that you’ll really relish! It has two interactive modes, which you can easily get to using a single button. In mode 1, you can record the best 8-second voice message that you can mustard (yes, bun intended) & this burger will repeat it in a funny burger voice! In mode 2, the burger will listen to music & react to the tunes by moving its mouth & eyes. This burger Mojimoto is heaps of fun to take-out, but you definitely don’t want to lose it… that would be a pickle! So, to make sure that you always have your burger buddy by your side, it has a handy bag clip on its reverse side. We’re completely done with the burger puns, so lettuce just say this: this talking burger is a chatty patty that you’ll love! Get yours before it runs off, because it’ll be hard to ketchup to! (Aw, cheese). ...

So, the dog emoji is a favourite in your online messages, & you sort of wish you could have it in real life, too. Well, it turns out that you can, thanks to the Menkind-exclusive Mojimoto dog! This is an emoji-inspired dog toy that you can touch, hold, & have fun with! This Mojimoto dog has 2 interactive modes that you can activate with the touch of a button. In mode 1, you can record a voice clip of up to 8 seconds & this dog will bark it back to you! Well, actually, it’ll speak it back to you in a doggy voice that’ll really chew your funny bone. In mode 2, the Mojimoto dog will listen to any music you play it & will move its mouth & eyes in time with the tunes! This Mojimoto has a bag clip on its reverse side, meaning that you won’t lose it & can keep it by your side fur-ever! Take it with you wherever you go for some crazy, canine fun! Whether you want cheering up when your day’s been a bit ruff, or you just find dogs completely pawesome, this Mojimoto dog is for you! ...

Do you love emojis so much that you wish you could have one as a pet? Well, now you can, thanks to Mojimoto! This Mojomoto monkey is an emoji that you can hold, carry around, & even interact with! On the face of it (literally), it’s a blue monkey head with a quiff of mischievous hair. It also has a handy button, which you use to activate this playful primate & cycle between two interactive moji modes! In mode 1, you can talk to your monkey! Record a message of up to 8 seconds & it will repeat it back to you, but in a voice that you’d expect of a blue monkey. Your Mojimoto will also move its eyes & mouth as it speaks your message back to you! In mode 2, you can let your monkey listen to your favourite tunes. &, because you’re best buds, it’ll show its appreciation by moving its eyes & mouth in time with the music! Friends stick together, which is why this Mojomoto monkey has a bag clip on the back of it. So, you can take it wherever you go without worrying about losing it. This is no monkey business, this is a serious primation! Get your ape-pealing Mojimoto monkey today! ...

We all know that unicorns live in magical lands far away, but it’s still totally possible to have your very own unicorn friend! This Mojimoto unicorn is not only a unicorn you can touch & hold, but it’ll interact with you, too! It might sound corny… even unicorny… but we think this unicorn Mojimoto is a truly magical mate. It has 2 interactive modes that give it a life of its own. In mode 1, you can record a voice clip of up to 8 seconds & this unicorn will repeat it, just in a funny & fantastic unicorn voice. In mode 2, the unicorn will move its eyes & mouth in time to your favourite tunes! This Mojimoto unicorn has a bag clip, so you can carry it wherever you go without worrying about it galloping off. Introduce it to your friends & it’s sure to be the (multicoloured) mane attraction! Missing out on this fantastic friend would turn your fairy tale into a fairy fail… so don’t do it! Be sure to get your Mojimoto unicorn today! ...

So, we all know that unicorns’ number 2s are rainbow-coloured soft-serve. But, did you know that they have little faces & can talk? Well, maybe not all of them, but this Menkind-exclusive Mojimoto unicorn poo certainly can! What is a Mojimoto? It’s a little talking toy, shaped like a unicorn accident. It has 2 interactive modes, which you can access with one, easy-to-push button! Mode 1 lets you a record a voice message (up to 8 seconds long) & have the unicorn poo speak it back to you, but in a funny, unicorny voice. In mode 2, the unipoo listens to any music you play it & then moves its eyes & mouth in time with the beat. This unipoo has a handy bag clip, so you can make sure that it sticks to you when you’re out & about. We’re just saying that there’s no dropping this dropping. So, take it everywhere you go & let it brighten up your hang-outs! This Mojimoto unicorn poo might be a number 2, but it’ll be number 1 in your heart! Get yours today!   ...

Get this game of fun which combines skill & chance! Set the Molkky pins in formation & throw the Molkky skittle. The aim of the game is to throw the skittle with skill that you knock down only enough pins to score exactly 50 points! You must be careful though because if you knock down more than 50 points then your score is automatically halved to 25 points! This luxury family fun game is packed into a sturdy wooden box, easily portable
- take with you on holiday, to parties & family get-togethers.
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