There’s one thing about beards than can’t be denied… they grow on you. But, letting them grow without any care can turn them a little… nasty. So, to make sure you have the most beardiful facial hair possible, you need this Mo Bro’s Beard Oil, Wash, & Conditioner set! The best things come in threes, like weekends, feet, and… wait. Point is, this set of 3 beard products is all you need to turn your man mane from a matted mess into a majestic mop of manageable man-hair. The wash cleanses both the beard hair & face skin & the conditioner softens, moisturises, & tames a beard. The oil then swoops in to further nourish the beard & lock in moisture, & that’s oil she wrote! The products in this set are a spectacular Sandalwood scent & each contain 50 ml of product. So, for a beard-care set that’s as handy as it is manly, order this Mo Bro’s Sandalwood beard oil, wash, & conditioner set today! ...

Ask any defender or keeper from the Premier League (particularly from the 17/18 season) what they are most afraid of & they’re likely to give you the same answer. Forget hairy spiders, dizzying high heights, scary clowns or monsters lurking in the dark, & replace them with… Mo Salah! That’s because Liverpool’s speedy forward (usually found running down the wing) has been turning them inside out & scoring goals for fun, game after game, after game! Picking up just about every award available in one season, you can now have your very own Egyptian King to sit on your desk or mantelpiece in fantastic Pop Vinyl form. Decked out in the famous red LFC home kit & complete with a mini football at his feet (don’t worry it will be in the back of the net soon), it’s one of the most recognisable Pops in the footballing world.    Allez, Allez, Allez. ...

Product description: Do you want your beard to be the toast of the town? Well, you can’t have toast without butter (unless you want it to be drier than our jokes). That’s why you need this Mo Bro’s Beard Butter Collection! Beard butter is somewhere in between beard oil & beard balm. It conditions & nourishes a man mane without making it shiny, leaving a magically matte finish. So, it’s basically the beard-care equivalent of a potato… versatile.   In addition to being perfect for across-the-board beard care, this bard butter smells better than a home-cooked lunch. The collection comes with 1 unscented butter & 5 super-scented butters, which are Summer Spice, Cedarwood, Vanilla & Mango, Sweet Mint, & Orange Bergamot. Each butter comes in its own, 15 ml tin, which are all packaged in a large tin, letting you keep your beard accessories as neat as your beard itself! So, if you want a beard that looks great & smells even better… get your hands on this butter! Order your collection of 6 Mo Bro’s Beard Butters today!   ...

Do the pigs in Angry Birds care that your phone just slipped in your hand & made you miss that crucial shot? Uh, no. But, we do. That’s why we’re bringing you this Gadget Monster Mobile Gaming Controller! With a secure docking system, you phone sits snugly in this controller & gives you gamepad style handles, putting control back in your hands. Plus, for even more power, it has 2 trigger buttons on the top edge of the controller. &, to keep things cooler than Anthony Joshua, it has a built-in cooling fan. That’s a lot of power in your hands. But, it gets better. Yep, this controller is actually also a power bank. So, you get to charge your phone while you’re playing. It has a 2000 m Ah capacity that takes approx. 4 hours to charge in full. No more playing around. Well, you know what we mean. Up your mobile game with this Gadget Monster Mobile Gaming Controller & Power Bank! ...

Is mobile phone use robbing you of quality time with your family, stealing your suppers’ thunder, & killing human interaction around your home? Guilty on all 3 counts? Then its time those phone culprits spent some hard time in this Mobile Phone Jail! Like the name will tell you, this is a jail that you can use to lock away your family’s or friends’ phones, so you can actually have face-to-face conversations. It’s an easy-to-assemble, plastic prison that’s specially designed to fit phones. The base is slotted so the phones stand up, & you can fit up to 6 phones in this jail, so you won’t have to worry about freeing phone convicts due to overcrowding! It’s high time that phones stopped robbing you of your family time by serving some time of their own. So, put your household’s phones under (included) lock & key & get your mobile phone jail today!     ...

Mock the Week is the BBCs is current Ly the most popular panel quiz show attracting millions of viewers every week. So this Mock the Week Funniest Book of All Time makes the ideal gift for fans of the topical programme & those with a wicked sense of humour. The book is a a compilation of edgy gags & lines from the team of comedy panelists & comprises 79 chapters of " Unlikelies", " Bad Things to happen at.. & " Bad Names to give..". Below is a taster of what to expect, although we wouldnt advise you give this to someone who is extremely straight laced like your in-laws or maiden aunt unless theyve been plied with sherry first. Categories include UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. UNLIKELY VILLAGE NAMES: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder... UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLY: This years Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram... UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON DOWNTON ABBEY: Mr Batess leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelsons Column at a Countryside Alliance march. BAD THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN ...

Are you overwhelmed by the pressures of shopping? What can I get for the man who has it all? Arrgh!! Do you need an affordable, pleasingly sized book that is guaranteed to be funny? Get this Mock the Week's Ultimate Panic Buy book. If you're struggling to get a particular someone a gift that they won't 'accidentally' lose one day then look no further! This hilarious new book from the creators of the BBC's top-rated comedy show, Mock the Week, pleases the whole crowd, from the grumpy & cynical to the group clown with a great sense of humour. There really is something for everyone with hundreds of subjects covered. A little taster... Unlikely Things to Read in The Joy of Sex: Making the sound of a tuba when she bends over is rarely a good idea. Strange Things to Hear from your Satnav:‘ At the next junction, bear left, open the throttle & let’s see what this little baby can do.’ Unlikely Things to Read in a Pet Manual: Labradors are intelligent but you’ll still be able to beat them at board games. Lines You Won’t Hear in Dr Who: ‘ Here’s your new assistant, Doctor – she’s fifty-eight & happily married.’ Unlikely Things to Read in a Parenting Book: It’s always great to have a comforter handy for your baby to hold on to when they need it. Ours is called Michael; he’s a lovely man. Other " Scenes We'd Like To See" include: Unpleasant Real Ales * Bad Names for Racehorses * Unlikely Things to Read on a Tube of Toothpaste * Unlikely Tax Return Form Questions * Unlikely Obituaries * Rejected Royal Baby Names * Unlikely Things to Hear in a Public Swimming Pool * Unlikely Lines from a Bond Film. ...

Burgers are tasty, satisfying, & full of things that make you feel good inside. If you didn’t have to eat them, they’d make excellent friends! But, what if you could actually make friends with them instead of eating them? Well, we know of one burger that you can – the Menkind-exclusive Mojimoto burger! This burger is a fun talking toy that you’ll really relish! It has two interactive modes, which you can easily get to using a single button. In mode 1, you can record the best 8-second voice message that you can mustard (yes, bun intended) & this burger will repeat it in a funny burger voice! In mode 2, the burger will listen to music & react to the tunes by moving its mouth & eyes. This burger Mojimoto is heaps of fun to take-out, but you definitely don’t want to lose it… that would be a pickle! So, to make sure that you always have your burger buddy by your side, it has a handy bag clip on its reverse side. We’re completely done with the burger puns, so lettuce just say this: this talking burger is a chatty patty that you’ll love! Get yours before it runs off, because it’ll be hard to ketchup to! (Aw, cheese). ...

Have you ever wished that you could reach into your phone screen, pull out the cat emoji, then keep it as a pet/friend that you can talk to? Well, we have a much easier way of doing just that… & we call it the Mojimoto Cat! The Mojimoto cat is one cute kitty, & that’s before you switch it on. But, when you do turn it on, this fantastic feline gives you two modes of interactive awesomeness! In mode 1, you can record an 8-second message & it’ll say it back to you in a funny voice, while moving its mouth & eyes! In mode 2, your cat will listen to your favourite music with you & move its mouth & eyes in time to the tunes! This cat is completely paw-table, so you can take it wherever you go. &, because friends always stick together, this Mojimoto cat has a bag clip that you can clip to your clothes, belt, or even (surely not…) bag! Missing out on this kitty would be a cat-astrophe! So, be sure to get your Mojimoto Cat, li-kitty split! ...

So, the dog emoji is a favourite in your online messages, & you sort of wish you could have it in real life, too. Well, it turns out that you can, thanks to the Menkind-exclusive Mojimoto dog! This is an emoji-inspired dog toy that you can touch, hold, & have fun with! This Mojimoto dog has 2 interactive modes that you can activate with the touch of a button. In mode 1, you can record a voice clip of up to 8 seconds & this dog will bark it back to you! Well, actually, it’ll speak it back to you in a doggy voice that’ll really chew your funny bone. In mode 2, the Mojimoto dog will listen to any music you play it & will move its mouth & eyes in time with the tunes! This Mojimoto has a bag clip on its reverse side, meaning that you won’t lose it & can keep it by your side fur-ever! Take it with you wherever you go for some crazy, canine fun! Whether you want cheering up when your day’s been a bit ruff, or you just find dogs completely pawesome, this Mojimoto dog is for you! ...