Combine a touch of dark humour, dead celebs & a whole lot of trivia! How well do you know dead celebs? Your knowledge of the dearly departed will be tested when you play this card game. You need a minimum of 4 players, so you can have 2 teams. There are different coloured cards & each colour is associated with a different theme. There are 330 outrageously intriguing cards. Perfect for people who might have an interest in dead people, in a completely normal way, of course. Order your Dead Celebs Card Game today! ...

This is not just a desktidy & no ordinary Pen Holder either! It's a serious message to all those who are thinking of stealing your pen! Work colleagues beware! Need to relieve some pent up anger & frustration? Tired of loosing your pen when it rolls under the edge of your keyboard? You need Fred on your desk, & then you need to stab him repeatedly in the chest with your writing implement of choice! By murdering Fred over & over with your pen, you'll never be hunting around for the pen again. The most gratuitously violent pen holder on the market today. Dimensions: Approx. 7.5cm (Width) x 2cm (Height) x 13cm (Depth) ...

If your desk at work or at home looks like a crime scene, then it's time to keep your workspace organised with the Dead Tidy Desk Organiser. Now you can keep it organised like a forensic laboratory as the tidy is filed with malleable plastic prongs. The flexibility of the staggered prongs mean that a variety of different stationery can be held simultaneously, almost anything that clutters your desk. Gone are the boring, plastic tubular desk-tidies of old
- this would make an great gift for anyone whose desk is dead untidy, such as teenager's desks. Ideal office stationery for those colleagues with a morbid sense of humour, particularly if tricky spreadsheets or reports bring out their "murderous" side. & if your desk is short on space, it measures 16 cms in length & 8cms at its widest point.
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This remote control toy will drive your pets made & any arachnaphobe out of the room! The Remote control Tarantula spider brought to you by Steve Backshalls CBBC programme Deadly 60 features extremely realistic movement. Based on the Baboon spider (latin Harpactirinae) that lives in Southern Africa, it is covered in a creepy fur-like skin with a pair of beady red eyes & It will provide hours of realistic creepy crawly fun! Makes a great executive toy for the office
- perfect when one needs a bit of work downtime. Monstrously scary, this life-like tarantula which resembles the African Baboon spider Comes with infra red remote control with simple button control Operational range up to 5 metres with 360 degree wireless control Licensed CBBC Deadly 60 remote control toy; Suitable for ages 5+ Requires 2 x AAA batteries for the remote control unit & 3x AAA batteries for the spider.
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This remote control toy will drive your pets mad & any arachnophobe out of the room! The Remote Control Tarantula spider brought to you by Steve Backshall's CBBC programme Deadly 60 features extremely realistic movement. Based on the Baboon spider (Latin Harpactirinae) that lives in Southern Africa, it is covered in a creepy fur-like skin with a pair of beady red eyes & it will provide hours of realistic creepy crawly fun! Even makes a great executive toy for the office
- perfect when one needs a bit of work downtime. Monstrously scary, this life-like tarantula resembles the African Baboon spider Comes with infra red remote control with simple button control Operational range up to 5 metres with 360 degree wireless control Licensed CBBC Deadly 60 remote control toy; Suitable for ages 5+ Requires 2 x AAA batteries for the remote control unit & 3x AAA batteries for the spider.
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It’s time to make the chimi (ahem)changas… literally! Here at Menkind.co.uk we have a huge soft-spot for Deadpool, & now we’ve got a hard-spot as well. That came out wrong… or did it? This Deadpool chopping board is a perfectly sturdy & resilient surface to do all your chopping, cutting, slashing, & kebab-making. This hardened glass chopping board is tough enough to stand up to all the rigours of your dinner-prep, & it can take a wise-crack or two on the trot. Plus, like the lovable douche, this chopping board can take temperatures of 180 degrees, while totally naked. Where Deadpool himself loses out to his chopping board counterpart is cleanliness. This Deadpool themed chopping board is nicely resistant to odours & stains, making it far more sanitary than poor old Wade Wilson. It also has non-slip rubber feet keeping it firmly in place, which would have helped Mr Pool in the climax of his movie. It might be just us, but this chopping board makes us feel so good that it’s like we’re having our faces caressed by a tiny, respawning hand… which feels wrong, but oh so right as well! If you want the same feeling when you’re dicing your spuds, this chopping board has your name written all over it! ...

We’re with Deadpool in that we’re not sure how to say chimichangas in Spanish, but we love them anyway. &, if you are a fan of either Deadpool, chimichangas, or sarcasm that’s sharper than tip of a samurai sword, this Deadpool chimichanga doormat has your name all over it. (Well, yours & Deadpool’s). You might have picked up a clue from its name, but, if not, this Deadpool chimichanga mat has a cheeky picture of Deadpool welcoming visitors to your door & getting right down to business: asking if anyone brought chimichangas! Like Mr Pool’s wit, this doormat is course & unflappable thanks to the fact that it’s made from 100% coir. It also has a non-slip rubber back, which will keep it from sliding away like Deadpool’s grip on his own sanity. This Deadpool doormat measures 40 x 60 cm, making it just about the perfect doormat size. In his world, Deadpool isn’t someone you can walk all over. But, in ours, he’ll make an exception just for the opportunity to say ‘chimichanga’. So, to have dust-free shoes when you enter your home, & to let your guests know exactly why you’ve invited them over, get your Deadpool chimichanga doormat today! ...

Unleash your inner antihero swagger with the Deadpool Gangsta T-Shirt, the pinnacle of Marvel-approved style for all the wise-cracking, fourth-wall-breaking aficionados out there! This officially licensed masterpiece brings the Merc with a Mouth to life on a 100% cotton canvas, ensuring comfort as you navigate the chaos of everyday life. Wade Wilson's signature irreverence is splashed across this black unisex tee, making it the perfect wardrobe staple for those who like their fashion served with a side of witty mayhem. Whether you're planning to take down bad guys or just conquer your daily to-do list, this Deadpool Gangsta T-Shirt has got your back. The iconic design captures Deadpool's irrepressible spirit, & the 30°c

Wash Instructions:: are a subtle reminder that even antiheroes need a clean slate. Adult sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL

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Unleash your inner antihero swagger with the Deadpool Gangsta T-Shirt, the pinnacle of Marvel-approved style for all the wise-cracking, fourth-wall-breaking aficionados out there! This officially licensed masterpiece brings the Merc with a Mouth to life on a 100% cotton canvas, ensuring comfort as you navigate the chaos of everyday life. Wade Wilson's signature irreverence is splashed across this black unisex tee, making it the perfect wardrobe staple for those who like their fashion served with a side of witty mayhem. Whether you're planning to take down bad guys or just conquer your daily to-do list, this Deadpool Gangsta T-Shirt has got your back. The iconic design captures Deadpool's irrepressible spirit, & the 30°c

Wash Instructions:: are a subtle reminder that even antiheroes need a clean slate. Adult sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL

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Unleash your inner antihero swagger with the Deadpool Gangsta T-Shirt, the pinnacle of Marvel-approved style for all the wise-cracking, fourth-wall-breaking aficionados out there! This officially licensed masterpiece brings the Merc with a Mouth to life on a 100% cotton canvas, ensuring comfort as you navigate the chaos of everyday life. Wade Wilson's signature irreverence is splashed across this black unisex tee, making it the perfect wardrobe staple for those who like their fashion served with a side of witty mayhem. Whether you're planning to take down bad guys or just conquer your daily to-do list, this Deadpool Gangsta T-Shirt has got your back. The iconic design captures Deadpool's irrepressible spirit, & the 30°c

Wash Instructions:: are a subtle reminder that even antiheroes need a clean slate. Adult sizes available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL

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