This officially licensed Wonder Woman face mask has the classic Wonder Woman crest printed on it. It’s made from 95% polyester & 5% elastane (and 100% honourable justice) & has adjustable ear straps, meaning it fits most people. It’s not medical grade, but it’s excellent for complying with Covid-19 regulations. ...

This officially licensed DC Wonder Woman snood has an all over print of Wonder Woman’s classic costume on it. An elasticated tube, you can wear it in 12+ ways. Use it as a scarf, head covering, bandana, headb&, hairb&, wrist cuff, & more! It’s not medical grade, but it’s excellent for complying with Covid-19 regulations. ...

Wonder Woman has got your back… & also your laptop! Yep, this officially licensed DC Wonder Woman backpack features an internal padded laptop sleeve in addition to its side & front pockets. It’s made from nylon in the style of Wonder Woman’s classic suit & has adjustable shoulder straps. It’s Wonder-ful for Wonder Woman fans! ...

This ingenious design will help you look forward to scraping the windscreens in the morning! Pull the soft, fleece-lined de-icer onto your hand & grip the handle of the integrated scraper inside. Your hand will stay warm & dry & de-icing with the strong, wide blade will be comfortable & easy
- it's so comfy, you wont want to take it off! One size fits all.
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Combine a touch of dark humour, dead celebs & a whole lot of trivia! How well do you know dead celebs? Your knowledge of the dearly departed will be tested when you play this card game. You need a minimum of 4 players, so you can have 2 teams. There are different coloured cards & each colour is associated with a different theme. There are 330 outrageously intriguing cards. Perfect for people who might have an interest in dead people, in a completely normal way, of course. Order your Dead Celebs Card Game today! ...

If your desk at work or at home looks like a crime scene, then it's time to keep your workspace organised with the Dead Tidy Desk Organiser. Now you can keep it organised like a forensic laboratory as the tidy is filed with malleable plastic prongs. The flexibility of the staggered prongs mean that a variety of different stationery can be held simultaneously, almost anything that clutters your desk. Gone are the boring, plastic tubular desk-tidies of old
- this would make an great gift for anyone whose desk is dead untidy, such as teenager's desks. Ideal office stationery for those colleagues with a morbid sense of humour, particularly if tricky spreadsheets or reports bring out their "murderous" side. & if your desk is short on space, it measures 16 cms in length & 8cms at its widest point.
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This remote control toy will drive your pets made & any arachnaphobe out of the room! The Remote control Tarantula spider brought to you by Steve Backshalls CBBC programme Deadly 60 features extremely realistic movement. Based on the Baboon spider (latin Harpactirinae) that lives in Southern Africa, it is covered in a creepy fur-like skin with a pair of beady red eyes & It will provide hours of realistic creepy crawly fun! Makes a great executive toy for the office
- perfect when one needs a bit of work downtime. Monstrously scary, this life-like tarantula which resembles the African Baboon spider Comes with infra red remote control with simple button control Operational range up to 5 metres with 360 degree wireless control Licensed CBBC Deadly 60 remote control toy; Suitable for ages 5+ Requires 2 x AAA batteries for the remote control unit & 3x AAA batteries for the spider.
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This remote control toy will drive your pets mad & any arachnophobe out of the room! The Remote Control Tarantula spider brought to you by Steve Backshall's CBBC programme Deadly 60 features extremely realistic movement. Based on the Baboon spider (Latin Harpactirinae) that lives in Southern Africa, it is covered in a creepy fur-like skin with a pair of beady red eyes & it will provide hours of realistic creepy crawly fun! Even makes a great executive toy for the office
- perfect when one needs a bit of work downtime. Monstrously scary, this life-like tarantula resembles the African Baboon spider Comes with infra red remote control with simple button control Operational range up to 5 metres with 360 degree wireless control Licensed CBBC Deadly 60 remote control toy; Suitable for ages 5+ Requires 2 x AAA batteries for the remote control unit & 3x AAA batteries for the spider.
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Everybody loves the merc with a mouth. Well, we say love, we probably mean tolerate. Well, we say tolerate, we probably mean “can’t get rid of him so we’re kinda stuck with him”. Look, you know what we mean. This Deadpool Bodyknocker, fortunately, doesn’t come with the mouth that the merc is famous for, but it does make for a pretty cool* little figurine of him, replete in his red suit & giving us two thumbs up, his deadly katanas on his back waiting for him to draw them & make someone into a kebab**. This makes a brilliant gift for a comic aficionado or movie fan. * Note from Wade: you missed an opportunity for a “ Deadcool” pun. & you call yourselves copywriters. For shame. * Note from Wade: does not turn people into kebabs. It’s a Bodyknocker, & entirely lacks my deadly finesse & incredible dance moves. ...

It’s time to make the chimi (ahem)changas… literally! Here at Menkind.co.uk we have a huge soft-spot for Deadpool, & now we’ve got a hard-spot as well. That came out wrong… or did it? This Deadpool chopping board is a perfectly sturdy & resilient surface to do all your chopping, cutting, slashing, & kebab-making. This hardened glass chopping board is tough enough to stand up to all the rigours of your dinner-prep, & it can take a wise-crack or two on the trot. Plus, like the lovable douche, this chopping board can take temperatures of 180 degrees, while totally naked. Where Deadpool himself loses out to his chopping board counterpart is cleanliness. This Deadpool themed chopping board is nicely resistant to odours & stains, making it far more sanitary than poor old Wade Wilson. It also has non-slip rubber feet keeping it firmly in place, which would have helped Mr Pool in the climax of his movie. It might be just us, but this chopping board makes us feel so good that it’s like we’re having our faces caressed by a tiny, respawning hand… which feels wrong, but oh so right as well! If you want the same feeling when you’re dicing your spuds, this chopping board has your name written all over it! ...