Crap Lyrics

Product Description

Here’s the perfect gift book for pop music fans, rockers & anyone else who has wondered what the lyrics of some famous songs are all about. There has been some fantastic songs written & composed over the last 50 years, however with the great & good often comes the pathetic & downright ridiculous. So for all those who enjoys poking fun at a load of tosh, then this celebration of the very worst pop lyrics of all time ever, is ideal. Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Spandau Ballet once asked. Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense & flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines & stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, & several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Hes serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? & where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether youre a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song & thought You what?, this is the book for you.