Your favourite programme starts in just minutes but you can't find the remote anywhere. You've checked the under the sofa, in the kitchen, in the bedroom
-  it's nowhere to be seen! Well with this Cozy Remote Tidy your trusty remote & all your TV watching essentials will be right beside you whenever you need them. This remote tidy can store up to 4 remotes, so you will have complete control over the blu ray player, tv, sky box & cd player at arms reach.  The Cozy Remote Tidy comes in a range of colours & is made from a non-slip rubber material to keep your remote's safe & secure at all times.  Dimensions: 130 x 130 x 90mm 
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Your favourite programme starts in just minutes but you can't find the remote anywhere. You've checked the under the sofa, in the kitchen, in the bedroom
-  it's nowhere to be seen! Well with this Cozy Remote Tidy your trusty remote & all your TV watching essentials will be right beside you whenever you need them. This remote tidy can store up to 4 remotes, so you will have complete control over the blu ray player, tv, sky box & cd player at arms reach.  The Cozy Remote Tidy comes in a range of colours & is made from a non-slip rubber material to keep your remote's safe & secure at all times.  Dimensions: 130 x 130 x 90mm 
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Your favourite programme starts in just minutes but you can't find the remote anywhere. You've checked the under the sofa, in the kitchen, in the bedroom
-  it's nowhere to be seen! Well with this Cozy Remote Tidy your trusty remote & all your TV watching essentials will be right beside you whenever you need them. This remote tidy can store up to 4 remotes, so you will have complete control over the blu ray player, tv, sky box & cd player at arms reach.  The Cozy Remote Tidy comes in a range of colours & is made from a non-slip rubber material to keep your remote's safe & secure at all times.  Dimensions: 130 x 130 x 90mm 
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Looking for something reliable & safe to store your cash in? Piggy bank doesn't quite fit the bills? Well this Crafty Cat Bank is ideal for saving your loose change. The cat pops out of his box & meows with delight every time he gets a coin, he just can't keep his paws off your cash! The crafty cat will peek out when he thinks your not watching, & swiftly drag the coin into his box & his paw, meowing with delight that he's added to his savings. 2 x AA batteries required, not included. ...

A toilet paper roll full of hilarious jokes to keep you entertained. You will be giggling in no time when you sit down & have a read of this roll full of toilet humor style jokes made to keep you entertained. A visit to the bathroom will never be the same again! If you know someone who needs a good giggle or spends a lot of time in the bathroom the ‘ Crap Jokes Toilet Roll’ is the perfect kitsch gift idea. Or just keep it on your desk & have a read when you need an afternoon chuckle! Toilet paper -one of lifes essentials! ...

Here’s the perfect gift book for pop music fans, rockers & anyone else who has wondered what the lyrics of some famous songs are all about. There has been some fantastic songs written & composed over the last 50 years, however with the great & good often comes the pathetic & downright ridiculous. So for all those who enjoys poking fun at a load of tosh, then this celebration of the very worst pop lyrics of all time ever, is ideal. Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Spandau Ballet once asked. Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense & flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines & stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, & several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Hes serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? & where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether youre a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song & thought You what?, this is the book for you. ...

If you’re a huge Crash Bandicoot fan, you want some huge Crash merch to match. &, luckily, this Crash Bandicoot XL Cable Guy is bigger than Dr Neo Cortex’s head… & his ego, for that matter! Yep, everything about this Crash Bandicoot Cable Guy is bigger & better… from his to-cool grin to eyebrows that make Cara Delevingne’s look downright plucked. He stands tall (12-inches, to be specific), like any hero should do, & is perfectly designed to give you a hand or two when it comes to holding your Play Station & Xbox controllers & even your smartphone! Plus, this Cable Guy comes with a 2-metre Lightning & micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable that you can use to charge your devices while they’re in Crash’s hands!  Crash is used to upholding freedom in the Wumpa Islands. Now, let him uphold your tech for you. How? Well, all you have to do is order this Crash Bandicoot XL Cable Guy today!      ...

Of all the famous bandicoots you know, which one comes to mind when we talk about energy? Like, serious energy. Like, more energy than a breakfast show host? It’s Crash, of course! We know you shouted his name out loud, & we also know that you can’t live without this Crash Bandicoot action figure! Modelled in detail that pixels can only dream about, this action figure is the most lifelike version of Crash you’ll find outside of Wumpa Isl&. He’s articulated, so moves better than a rolling stone. Oh, & because Crash likes to express his emotions more than an internet troll, this action figure has ball-jointed eyebrows that move like Emilia Clarke’s! This action figure is seriously (bandi)cool & is a must-have for any Crash Bandicoot fan. He even comes with a cardboard crate replica, making this figure even more (ahem) smashing! So, if you’re after an action figure that’s as explosive as a crate full of Nitro, you need this N. Sanely awesome Crash Bandicoot Action Figure!    ...

When you’re (ahem) crashing through the jungle as Crash Bandicoot, Aku Aku always has your back. &, now he’s got your tech, too! That’s because this Crash Bandicoot Aku Aku Cable Guy is there to hold your smartphone & games controllers! Crash Bandicoot’s sidekick moves around the front in this tech st&, taking the actual position of a mask on Crash instead of hanging in mid-air like an awkward silence. &, with the help of Crash Bandicoot’s arms, Aku Aku is primed to hold your smartphone & games controllers. He fits most smartphones & is designed to hold both Xbox & Play Station controllers. With his ability to stop Crash from losing lives, you could say that Aku Aku is supremely powerful. &, you can really feel that power in this Aku Aku Cable Guy. That’s because he comes with a charging cable with micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) & Lightning adaptors, allowing you to power-up your tech while it’s in Aku’s powerful hands. So, for a phone & controller holder that won’t let you (or your tech items) down, order this Crash Bandicoot Aku Aku Cable Guy today! ...

Is all your tech clutter starting to drive you N. Sane? Well, we have a helper that’ll have your back like Aku Aku has his… It’s this completely cool Crash Bandicoot Cable Guy! Made to look just like Crash Bandicoot (if a little less pixelated), this Crash Cable Guy is as awesome as he is officially licensed (which is 100%). What makes him so awesome? Well, aside from the fact he’s willing to battle Doctor Neo Cortex to uphold animal rights, he also upholds your games controllers (Play Station & Xbox) & your smartphone. That’s right, Crash is about to smash your clutter problem like it’s a rolling monkey. &, even better, you can charge your phone while it’s in Crash’s hands thanks to the included 2-metre cable. &, for a little Twinsanity, this cable has an adaptor for both micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) & Apple Lightning. Clutter isn’t Wumpa Fruit… it’s difficult to stomach. So, to make your tidy-up just like an N. Sanity Island breeze, order your Crash Bandicoot 8” Cable Guy today! ...