There once was a time where you could pop down to the butcher’s to get the perfect bacon, but in the modern world, much of what we consume of that beloved breakfast stalwart, that favourite among sandwich lovers, has become as mass produced as the rest of our foods. Sadly losing the sense of love & care that used to go into the preparation of our favourite meaty treat. Well now, thanks to this Homemade Bacon Curing Kit, some of the craft & care can return to the curing of bacon, right in your own home. Packaged in a stylish box full of old-school flair, this kit contains the necessary ingredients to make your own dry-cured bacon, with a choice of three different flavourings (original, smoky, & sweet) to maximise the effect. It also contains detailed instructions, so that even the most inexperienced butcher can make a sublime rasher of bacon (or two, or three, or four…). All you need to do is add pork! This kit does not contain pork. ...

Take a step back in time to 1988 with this Mini Retro Arcade Bad Dudes game. The game revolves around two characters that kick, jump & perform special moves when you hit a combination of buttons. This Mini Retro Arcade Bad Dudes game has a 2.75” screen & measures 17 cm in height, the perfect size if you want to display this piece. The Bad Dudes game also features volume control & a 3.5mm headphone jack. Grab your own Bad Dudes arcade game today! ...

When Go Fish & Snap just don’t cut it anymore grab this Bad People Card Game for Adults to liven up the atmosphere. This card game was not made for the faint-hearted though, as some questions include ‘who has done the most walks of shame?’ amongst other funny yet brutal questions. This game consists of 370 hilarious cards, 250 question cards, 100 voting cards & 10 double down cards. It is also very easy to understand as it only has four steps which include, ask the question on the card, vote who you think matches the question the best, & reveal your answer & then score! This game is not made for easily offended people, but does liven up the party! Your guests will be in heaps of laughter & it could prompt forgotten stories! Don’t have a boring party, liven it up with this Bad People Card Game for Adults. Order your own today. ...

Are you bored of the same old valentine’s gifts year in, year out? Well if you want to spice up the bedroom, gift a hilarious novelty gift or perhaps get yourself a treat then meet Freddy. This fully functioning vibrator has the visage of Freddy, the man that spouts excuses for not wanting to perform. In amongst all the grumpy phrases however there is one that hints that he is in the mood & is no longer giving ‘bad vibes’. Can you spot when Freddy is in the mood? comes with 3 x LR44 for the voice module & product requires 2x AA for physical functions (not included). Please note this is an adult toy & is not suitable for anyone under 18. ...

You know, back in the good old days people used to decorate their homes with real skulls, of the people who they had defeated. Warlords, enemies, political rivals… of course, these days it’s not really the done thing to display a real skull, so this Badass Skull will have to do. Complete with sunglasses, hat & facial hair to give it a bit of character (do you hear knocking?), this Badass Skull is precisely that – one hundred percent bonafide badassery cast in solid resin to make it kick extra heiney. If you want something that’s going to make your house look that much cooler (or your office desk, if you’re really daring), there’s little more ruggedly, morbidly awesome as a Badass Skull. ...

Wet shaving is now better & easier than ever with this pure Badger Brush & Stand Gift Set by The Bluebeard's Revenge. In white & stamped with the brand's distinctive logo, this shaving brush will not only look good parked in the bathroom, it is designed to thoroughly lift each hair, whilst creating the best lather. The quality of the daily wet shave will be elevated from a day to day drudgery. The gift set comes with a clear acrylic dripstand which is ideal for storing, presenting & correctly drying your brush. Storing a brush upside down prolongs the life & quality of the brush & adds a stylish flair to the bathroom. The Shaving Brush Set makes the perfect gift for dads, boyfriends, husbands & someone who enjoys a wet shave or who wishes to replace the mouldy old brush that has been used for years. Also an ideal gift for teenage boys, for a chance to own their first real, grown up shaving equipment. Comes in a presentation gift box with a holofoil The Bluebeards Revenge logo. Brush

Dimensions Bristle Diameter: 45mm Bristle Length: 50mm Overall Length: 100mm Handle Diameter: 35mm Introducing The Bluebeard's Revenge The Ultimate Shaving Experience For Real Men! Dubbed ‘the world’s manliest grooming br&, the Bluebeard’s Revenge produces a range of luxurious wet shaving & grooming products including creams, razors & shaving brushes. The flagship product in the range is a paraben free, British barbershop quality shaving cream with added ingredients like Decelerine™ to specifically reduce beard growth & combat tough, manly stubble. Plus Bluebeard is against animal testing. All badger hair is imported from China from a sustainable source where the Badger population is closely monitored avoiding any decreases in their numbers. China being the main exporter of badger hair, do so with very strict control on the amount exported each year, clearly displaying their awareness of environmental conservation. (It should also be noted that the badger is a source of meat to the Chinese people & is available in the markets). Chinese badgers are collected from the wild & are not in contravention of the Washington Treaty of Endangered Species. Britain, mainland Europe & America all operate very strict import controls ensuring that any badger hair brought into these countries is done so with all legislative agreements being strictly adhered to.

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Wet shaving is now better & easier than ever with this pure Badger Brush by The Bluebeard's Revenge. In white & stamped with the brand's distinctive logo, this shaving brush will not only look good parked in the bathroom, it is designed to thoroughly lift each hair, whilst creating the best lather. The quality of the daily wet shave will be elevated from a day to day drudgery. Plus, it makes the perfect gift for someone who enjoys a wet shave or who wishes to replace the mouldy old brush that has been used for years. Comes in a presentation gift box with a holofoil The Bluebeards Revenge logo Brush

Dimensions Bristle Diameter: 45mm Bristle Length: 50mm Overall Length: 100mm Handle Diameter: 35mm Introducing The Bluebeard's Revenge The Ultimate Shaving Experience For Real Men! Dubbed ‘the world’s manliest grooming br&, the Bluebeard’s Revenge produces a range of luxurious wet shaving & grooming products including creams, razors & shaving brushes. The flagship product in the range is a paraben free, British barbershop quality shaving cream with added ingredients like Decelerine™ to specifically reduce beard growth & combat tough, manly stubble. Plus Bluebeard is against animal testing.

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It’s definitely only a problem for males, but we can all understand the horror & embarrassment that a badly timed boner would create. So if you live in fear of your pecker turning into a full panty packer then don’t worry, as long as it doesn’t happen in any of the situations depicted in this book, then you should be able to hide it. Because you wouldn’t want to be caught up in a conga line with a super excited weeny, nor do you want to be at the dentist & feel something brushing up against your shoulder as he leans in! This book is full of the most awkward places & times to have a little stiffy in fun colourful drawings. ...

Sometimes, you know you just want to insult someone & you find that you don't have the vocabulary to do so… well now with Badmouth, that's going to be a thing of the past. With possibilities such as "filthy curtain munching prick" & "strange mirror stroking creep" we're sure that your vocabulary for insults will be enhanced upon in no time! Badmouth is an insult building card game for adults, for people with loose lips & looser morals. The format of the game is quite simple & very quick to learn. There are 4 groups of cards (numbered 1-4!) which together would make a sentence & a group of Badmouth cards to keep to the side. You start with one card from each pile. You then choose your favourite word of insult from that selection & place it down. Then, pick up another card of the same number & pass that to your mate, whose cards you take. Then choose an insult word that would go well with the first card (but of a different number) & keep doing this until you have 4 chosen cards (each of a different number) that make your funny sentence. Once you've had fun doing this, you all take it in turns to reveal your sentence. We're sure that hilarity will ensue & that there will be some down right insulting sentences being flung about. When everyone has had their turn to utter their insult, the group chooses whose was the funniest. This person is awarded a coveted Badmouth card & then the whole process starts again until all the Badmouth cards are won. When this happens, the person with the highest number of cards wins! There are some naughty words in this game, like, really naughty. Because of that, & the nature of the game, we recommend that this is only played by adults & not kids. This game would make a great ice breaker for tense situations but we all know that this is the perfect game for a drinks night, summer BBQ or party with your friends. Best of all, this game can only be found in the UK at Men Kind so you know you won't find it anywhere else! If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, or think you know someone else who would, then why not order Badmouth: The Insult Building Adult Party Game today! ...

For those of you inclined towards challenging your mind, there’s many a puzzle that will challenge your grey matter that have passed through the Menkind office. But this Baffle Puzzle is truly one of the more… well, baffling puzzles to hit our desks over the years. The basic principle of this puzzle is that you have to move the colourful buttons until they all line up (not too dissimilar from similar colourful puzzles). The trick is, you not only have the ability to rotate the lines of buttons, you’re also able to move buttons between lines thanks to a handy slider system… but only one button at a time. Tricky, eh? For those of you who want to turn your grey matter into great matter, this Baffle Puzzle is just the ticket to truly tremendous brainpower. ...