Jubnuts
- Noun: southern English slang for fragments of dung clinging to the rear of sheep. It is a quality word. Less mainstream than so many other ways of crying "oh shit". To the uninitiated it sounds like it is probably rude, but they can't be sure, so you can get away with screaming JUBNUTS during all manner of social occasions. Less twee/crap than saying " Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea" but less oikish than just exclaiming "shit" when something doesn't go to plan. So Jubnuts it is then & that is why you have to buy this Jubnuts T-shirt.