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Funky Monkey T-shirt
    Monkeys are funky, of
    that there can be little
    doubt. In fact monkeys
    are only a few strands of
    DNA away from being
    humans - the difference,
    according to the
    Mancunian sage Karl
    Pilkington, is the arse.
    After all, I know some
    pretty hairy people;
    former Arsenal defender
    Martin Keown has a simian
    quality to his
    unfortunate face; the
    Jeremy Kyle audience
    share the same social
    graces and those kids
    that do parkour leap
    about a lot, but I'm yet
    to meet a person with
    bright red arse quite
    like a monkey's (except
    after a night on the
    vindaloo maybe) So here
    is our Funky Monkey
    T-shirt.
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HENRY COOPER inspired Our Enry boxing T-shirt
    Debates will rage forever
    about Henry Cooper's
    knockdown of a young
    Cassius Clay and the
    subsequent torn glove
    controversy, and sadly
    in the minds of so many
    it has overshadowed what
    was an amazing career
    from a true East End
    hero. The first sportsman
    to win the BBC Sports
    Personality of the Year
    twice and most
    importantly, the only
    British boxer to win
    three Lonsdale Belts
    outright. If only Our
    'Enry hadn't cut so
    easily, he could have
    been even more special.
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Moonlighting inspired Blue Moon Detective Agency T-shirt
    Blue Moon Detective
    Agency - Cybil Shepherd
    was a class A fox up
    there with TVs finest
    hotties, and without
    wanting to come across
    too gay about it, the
    pre-Die Hard Bruce Willis
    was cool as f*ck. In fact
    as a kid I think I wanted
    to be David Addison
    almost as much as I
    wanted to be Evel
    Knievel, Adam Ant or
    Zico. In Moonlighting
    Shepherd and Willis also
    had more chemistry than
    just about any other
    couple I can think of.
    They solved crime,
    traded great lines and in
    a decade when it was
    virtually impossible to
    dress well, they both
    look pretty tip-top. What
    was not to like? Even the
    soft jazz Al Jarreau
    theme tune was pretty
    good (if you like that
    sort of thing)
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Manchester City Were On The March With Abu Dhabi T-shirt
    It used to be Chelsea,
    but Roman now looks like
    a common street urchin
    next to Man City's
    owners. So it is nothing
    but jealousy now when
    other fans complain about
    City's riches and ability
    to buy pretty much
    anyone. What were Man
    City meant to do when the
    opportunity came along?
    Say "No, no. We don't
    want to see the world's
    best players at Eastlands
    and the chance to stick
    it to United"? So as the
    inevitable trophies start
    arriving you'll be
    singing "We're On The
    March With Abu Dhabi" and
    wearing it on your Man
    City T-shirt.
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Princess Bride T-shirt My name is Inigo Montoya T-shirt
    My name is Inigo Montoya.
    You killed my father.
    Prepare to die No doubt
    at this point you are now
    talking in a Spanish
    accent whilst brandishing
    a pen like a sword. The
    more dedicated amongst
    you may have gone as far
    as drawing yourself a
    rather rakish pencil
    moustache. Inigo Montoya
    was a far more stylish
    vigilante than Charles
    Bronson in Death Wish,
    although it would be a
    close call if you were
    judging it on moustache
    quality - one honed and
    toned like a racing snake
    and the other a more
    free-form affair. Either
    way, you have to buy
    this Inigo Montoya
    Princess Bride T-shirt.
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Any Random University T-shirt funny retro T-shirt
    What is it with all those
    people poncing about in
    'Harvard University'
    T-shirts as if they went
    there. OK, so it
    probably looks better
    than a T-shirt from
    Scunthorpe Poly or
    something really
    embarrassing like Oxford
    Brooks, but why shout
    about it in the first
    place (unless you are
    trying to score with a
    student and don't want to
    look like a thicko)?
    Anyway, I'm all for
    going for that
    Abercrombie & Fitch style
    preppy look if that's
    what flicks your switch,
    but let's do it with some
    honesty and use this Any
    Random University
    T-shirt. As funny
    T-shirts go, this sure
    made me chuckle.
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Times New Roman T-shirt Times New Roman font T-shirt
    Where would be be without
    Times New Roman? We would
    still have Helvetica and
    Arial, but we might end
    up with the God awful
    Comic Sans. Now if you
    use Comic Sans then STOP
    IT. STOP IT NOW. It is
    not "fun" or "light
    hearted" it is "crap",
    juvenile and makes you
    look like a "moron". Now
    we have that over with,
    lets get back to Times
    New Roman. Accordingly to
    Wikipedia "Originally
    issued by the Monotype
    Corp. in England,
    perhaps in 1931, 1933 or
    1943, the face design
    was also licensed to
    Linotype, because The
    Times newspaper used
    Linotype equipment for
    much of its production"
    Not sure what else to
    say.
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Meat Is Munchy Not Murder T-shirt
    Is there a vegetarian
    option? "yeah sure, you
    can piss off home". If
    you don't want to eat
    meat then that's fine,
    but stop preaching to the
    rest of us that meat is
    murder. It's not. If
    nature meant us not to
    eat animals then it
    wouldn't have made them
    out of meat. Look at the
    pig - a wonderful magical
    animal that gives us so
    many types of meat:
    bacon, pork, ham,
    gammon, pork scratching,
    crackling.... all
    awesome foods and all
    wonderfully munchy. Then
    of course the cow - you
    can eat every last bit of
    them and then make a
    funky jacket and shoes
    out of the hide.
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GEORGE BEST inspired BEST FINANCIAL ADVICE football T-shirt
    I spent a lot of money on
    booze, birds and fast
    cars. The rest I just
    squandered. Said today
    that would sound like the
    contrived boast of some
    wannabe rap star, but
    from the mouth of the
    finest footballer ever to
    come from the British
    Isles (if not Europe or
    as some will say, the
    world) with that tinkle
    in his eye and a charm
    that no only allowed him
    to bed a succession of
    Miss World contestants,
    but also to get away with
    pretty much any
    indiscretion. Even those
    that usually despise all
    things from the red half
    of Manchester idolised
    George Best.
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Theres Only One Franny ScullyCult Liverpool fan T-shirt
    What an great programme
    Scully was. From the pen
    of Liverpudlian Laureate
    Alan Bleasdale, Scully
    was light to the dark of
    Yosser Hughes (dark,
    Blackstuff... see what we
    did there). The painful
    truths of 80s Liverpool
    under Thatcher, but
    filtered through the
    football obsessed eyes of
    the one and only Francis
    Scully. So along with his
    heroes Dalglish, Rush,
    Souness, Lee,
    McDermott, Whelan,
    Neal, Kennedy,
    Lawrenson, Hansen,
    Grobbelaar etc Franny
    Scully may never have
    played on the Anfield
    turf, but he is still a
    bone fide Kop icon- hence
    this There's Only One
    Franny Scully T-shirt.
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LIVERPOOL THATS WHAT WE CALL HISTORY T-SHIRTKOP T-SHIRT
    Things are on the up on
    the Kop. The future looks
    bright, but can anything
    look as bright as
    Liverpool's history? Man
    City may well have all
    the cash and all those
    Cockneys may claim short
    term success, but can
    they live with 18 League
    Titles? Man United may be
    shouting about finally
    catching the that number,
    but there is no sign of
    them getting close to the
    5 European Cups any time
    soon. So when anyone
    gives you a hard time
    about your passion for
    Anfield just point to you
    5 European Cups & 18
    League Titles - That's
    What We Call History
    T-shir
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Tricky Winger T-shirt Football player position T-shirt
    The flash git full of
    tricks n' flicks. Leaving
    the full back flat on his
    arse and likely to get a
    good kicking if he makes
    him look that stupid
    again. On their day they
    are a thing of beauty
    with their pony tail
    flowing in the wind and
    their feet a blur of as
    their frail little legs
    jog about like a
    footballing Michael
    Flatley. We'll all deny
    it and dismiss them as
    'luxury players' that
    never pull their weight,
    but we all secretly want
    to be one. So grab this
    tricky winger footballer
    T-shirt and come out of
    the of the football
    closet.
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