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Monkeys are funky, of that there can be little doubt. In fact monkeys are only a few strands of DNA away from being humans - the difference, according to the Mancunian sage Karl Pilkington, is the arse. After all, I know some pretty hairy people; former Arsenal defender Martin Keown has a simian quality to his unfortunate face; the Jeremy Kyle audience share the same social graces and those kids that do parkour leap about a lot, but I'm yet to meet a person with bright red arse quite like a monkey's (except after a night on the vindaloo maybe) So here is our Funky Monkey T-shirt.
Debates will rage forever about Henry Cooper's knockdown of a young Cassius Clay and the subsequent torn glove controversy, and sadly in the minds of so many it has overshadowed what was an amazing career from a true East End hero. The first sportsman to win the BBC Sports Personality of the Year twice and most importantly, the only British boxer to win three Lonsdale Belts outright. If only Our 'Enry hadn't cut so easily, he could have been even more special.
Blue Moon Detective Agency - Cybil Shepherd was a class A fox up there with TVs finest hotties, and without wanting to come across too gay about it, the pre-Die Hard Bruce Willis was cool as f*ck. In fact as a kid I think I wanted to be David Addison almost as much as I wanted to be Evel Knievel, Adam Ant or Zico. In Moonlighting Shepherd and Willis also had more chemistry than just about any other couple I can think of. They solved crime, traded great lines and in a decade when it was virtually impossible to dress well, they both look pretty tip-top. What was not to like? Even the soft jazz Al Jarreau theme tune was pretty good (if you like that sort of thing)
It used to be Chelsea, but Roman now looks like a common street urchin next to Man City's owners. So it is nothing but jealousy now when other fans complain about City's riches and ability to buy pretty much anyone. What were Man City meant to do when the opportunity came along? Say "No, no. We don't want to see the world's best players at Eastlands and the chance to stick it to United"? So as the inevitable trophies start arriving you'll be singing "We're On The March With Abu Dhabi" and wearing it on your Man City T-shirt.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die No doubt at this point you are now talking in a Spanish accent whilst brandishing a pen like a sword. The more dedicated amongst you may have gone as far as drawing yourself a rather rakish pencil moustache. Inigo Montoya was a far more stylish vigilante than Charles Bronson in Death Wish, although it would be a close call if you were judging it on moustache quality - one honed and toned like a racing snake and the other a more free-form affair. Either way, you have to buy this Inigo Montoya Princess Bride T-shirt.
What is it with all those people poncing about in 'Harvard University' T-shirts as if they went there. OK, so it probably looks better than a T-shirt from Scunthorpe Poly or something really embarrassing like Oxford Brooks, but why shout about it in the first place (unless you are trying to score with a student and don't want to look like a thicko)? Anyway, I'm all for going for that Abercrombie & Fitch style preppy look if that's what flicks your switch, but let's do it with some honesty and use this Any Random University T-shirt. As funny T-shirts go, this sure made me chuckle.
Where would be be without Times New Roman? We would still have Helvetica and Arial, but we might end up with the God awful Comic Sans. Now if you use Comic Sans then STOP IT. STOP IT NOW. It is not "fun" or "light hearted" it is "crap", juvenile and makes you look like a "moron". Now we have that over with, lets get back to Times New Roman. Accordingly to Wikipedia "Originally issued by the Monotype Corp. in England, perhaps in 1931, 1933 or 1943, the face design was also licensed to Linotype, because The Times newspaper used Linotype equipment for much of its production" Not sure what else to say.
Is there a vegetarian option? "yeah sure, you can piss off home". If you don't want to eat meat then that's fine, but stop preaching to the rest of us that meat is murder. It's not. If nature meant us not to eat animals then it wouldn't have made them out of meat. Look at the pig - a wonderful magical animal that gives us so many types of meat: bacon, pork, ham, gammon, pork scratching, crackling.... all awesome foods and all wonderfully munchy. Then of course the cow - you can eat every last bit of them and then make a funky jacket and shoes out of the hide.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. Said today that would sound like the contrived boast of some wannabe rap star, but from the mouth of the finest footballer ever to come from the British Isles (if not Europe or as some will say, the world) with that tinkle in his eye and a charm that no only allowed him to bed a succession of Miss World contestants, but also to get away with pretty much any indiscretion. Even those that usually despise all things from the red half of Manchester idolised George Best.
What an great programme Scully was. From the pen of Liverpudlian Laureate Alan Bleasdale, Scully was light to the dark of Yosser Hughes (dark, Blackstuff... see what we did there). The painful truths of 80s Liverpool under Thatcher, but filtered through the football obsessed eyes of the one and only Francis Scully. So along with his heroes Dalglish, Rush, Souness, Lee, McDermott, Whelan, Neal, Kennedy, Lawrenson, Hansen, Grobbelaar etc Franny Scully may never have played on the Anfield turf, but he is still a bone fide Kop icon- hence this There's Only One Franny Scully T-shirt.
Things are on the up on the Kop. The future looks bright, but can anything look as bright as Liverpool's history? Man City may well have all the cash and all those Cockneys may claim short term success, but can they live with 18 League Titles? Man United may be shouting about finally catching the that number, but there is no sign of them getting close to the 5 European Cups any time soon. So when anyone gives you a hard time about your passion for Anfield just point to you 5 European Cups & 18 League Titles - That's What We Call History T-shir
The flash git full of tricks n' flicks. Leaving the full back flat on his arse and likely to get a good kicking if he makes him look that stupid again. On their day they are a thing of beauty with their pony tail flowing in the wind and their feet a blur of as their frail little legs jog about like a footballing Michael Flatley. We'll all deny it and dismiss them as 'luxury players' that never pull their weight, but we all secretly want to be one. So grab this tricky winger footballer T-shirt and come out of the of the football closet.