Mmmm.... Mike Ashley.... he's a popular chap. Making the Glazers look like friendly benevolent uncles. Even that lunatic in charge of Hearts gives good entertainment, but I'm yet to hear a Newcastle fan say anything positive about the man. Hell, I haven't even heard them say anything that was downright aggressive about him. Even when he finally does the right thing, sells up & buggers off back South he will be as popular at the Toon as a last minute Sunderland winner. No wonder the sentiment of " We Dont Like Fat Cockney Bastards" is so prevalent. ...

Ninjas Are Awesome T-shirt. Five reasons why Ninjas Are Awesome & why you should buy this T-Shirt: Ninjas come in all shapes & sizes (except fat) Ninjas are the new black Ninjas invented skate boarding Ninjas dont get wet Ninjas wear Meanfellas T-Shirts ...

There are many reasons to have NO as your stock answer to so many questions
- especially if you are in a position of power or authority.
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Flat caps, whippets, warm flat bitter that tastes of twigs, hotpot, pies, chips n' gravy, rain etc, there's loads of things to be proud of when it comes to being Northern
- so whether you are Geordie or Scouse. A Mancunian, a Lancastrian or a Yorkshireman born & bred, the greatest thing about being a Northern Monkey the biggest bonus is that you're not being a Southern Shandy Drinking Poofta.
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Home from school, quick bite to eat & then a double bill of Neighbours & Home & Away. Apparently the UK is the TV territory where Neighbours was the preferred slice of Aussie tea time drama. While Home & Away did well by giving us a young Dannii Minogue & Isla Fisher, Neighbours had the Alessi Twins, Plain Jane Super Brain & of course Kylie (although to be fair, Kylie wasn&8217;t nearly as hot then). Neighbours also had future Hollywood stars like Guy Pearce, the bloke that played Jim Robinson & a cameo by Russell Crowe, but trumping all that must surely be the acting titan that is Stefan Dennis, playing the Ian Beale of Erinsborough &8211; Paul Robinson. & it is Paul Robinson that we pay tribute to with this Lassiters Hotel T-shirt ...