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Absorb this book and you'll never be caught without a clever quip or witty come back ever again. Nearly 550 pages are crammed with the funniest comments made by infamous wits such as Oscar Wilde and George Bernard Shaw as well as a wealth of material from contemporary comedians and celebrities like Jonathon Ross, John Cleese and Stephen Fry - even Homer Simpson has several entries. The biggest and the best collection we've ever seen.
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Absorb this book & you'll never be caught without a clever quip or witty come back ever again. Nearly 550 pages are crammed with the funniest comments made by infamous wits such as Oscar Wilde & George Bernard Shaw as well as a wealth of material from contemporary comedians & celebrities like Jonathon Ross, John Cleese & Stephen Fry
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