Hilariously written, this baby-style board book has simple diagrams for new parents, to explain the correct way to care for baby. For example, it may seem like common sense not to lift the newborn by its head but let's just be on the safe side & show a diagram, accompanied by the words 'do & don't'. Washing the infant with a flannel, not the garden hose, again, may seem obvious but it is so much clearer when illustrated diagrammatically! An essential guide for the new parent. ...

Safe Can is the ideal place to hide money & valuables. Remarkably styled just like a real baked beans can it will sit among other cans & be indistinguishable from the real thing! It is recognised by Police, Neighbourhood Watch & Insurance Companies as an excellent deterrent to theft. No-one could be disappointed by this exclusive product
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There's nothing quite like a passenger with a set of deeply irritating phrases to drive a motorist round the bend. This hilarious nag-in-the-box manages just that, with lines galore from the worst back-seat driver you will ever hear! Over the next three miles you will clearly see six pot holes, three stop signs, a woman on a horse & a police car with its lights flashing, but I will point them all out to you anyway!" "I know you are a man but it's been 45 minutes now, so will you please admit we are lost & ask someone the way?" Activated at random during a long trip the coincidental phrases are bound to cause much amusement. Quite simply the quickest route to road rage & the perfect gift for any long suffering motorist! " ...

I've got a splitting headache! Don this fun foam headband & it looks as though you've had a little accident in the tool shed. The headband flexes to fit a range of head sizes (including adults) & is a great silly costume accessory for Hallowe'en parties. ...

A huge box packed with more than 30 of the most gruesome props for over 50 truly disgusting magical pranks. There are lots of vile twists on classic magic tricks, such as a haunted toilet filled with a fake poo, a swat complete with pesky flies, green bogey slime, eyeballs & a snake that emerges from a glass of milk. A DVD shows you how to perform each trick & the kit also

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Grow your own Sea Monkey pets with this neat little aquarium kit. Owning them is an educational science experiment in itself. ' Cryptobiosis' means 'suspended animation', a phenomenon found in the Brine Shrimp, a species to which ' Sea Monkeys' are closely related. Their eggs, even after being stored for many, many years will hatch & a full shrimp-life-cycle will begin again. Our kit consists of a 15cm plastic tank with built-in magnifying windows, & three envelopes: these contain water-purifier, eggs & a source of food. The eggs hatch almost immediately after being placed in the filled tank, & the subsequent rearing & caring is simple. The creatures, almost invisible when they hatch, can soon grow to 1-2cm long & have many intriguing features including being reactive to light. They come with an informative & entertaining booklet & the experience could lead to a lifelong interest in science. Please note, daily care is necessary. ...