Our brilliant Sat Nag invention is completely useless except to highlight just how infuriating a Sat Nav really can be... Packed with over 25 useful comments delivered in a recognisable patronising female voice including such classics as In 100 meters Im going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know that youve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault & In 50 meters Im going to put on my most annoying voice & say Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling? ...

If they're prone to getting enraged on the roads, we've got just the gift! Our brilliant Sat Nag invention is completely useless, except to highlight just how infuriating a Sat Nav can be! With over 25 "helpful" comments delivered in that all-too familiar & slightly patronising voice, including classics such as ' At the next junction you'll be driven completely round the bend' & ' In 25 metres, pull over, so I can get out, slam the door & walk away...just so you can apologise & have no idea what you have done, ' The Sat Nag features a holographic screen, complete with streets such as ' Earache Avenue' ' Moaning Road' & ' Backseat Drive' & realistic speedometer & distance icons & is sure to help them forget about their road rage (for the next mile at least!)A fun gift for a driver, whatever the occasion! Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 1.7cm
Features: Lenticular screen, distances, road names & speedometer Please note: Batteries included
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Say What You See is a quick-fire catchphrase guessing game for people of all ages. Deceptively simple, the aim of the game is to guess the catchphrase that is represented on the pictogram card. Some of the clues will have you scratching your head but all you have to do is say what you see! The game starts by shuffling the set of pictogram cards. One player then takes the top card & shows the other players the pictogram clue, being careful not to show them the back of the card which contains the answer. The other players then call out the catchphrases they think are the answer. The first person to correctly guess the right answer wins the card. The person who collects five cards first is the winner. ...

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Features: Perfect for scaring house mates or family!
Includes: 12 rail hooks If you feel like scaring

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Our Scented Pink Lily Bouquet is a perfumed delight for a loved one. A Contemporary & architectural bouquet of Oriental Lilies, the buds open into large star-shaped blooms that will fill the room with the scent of summer. Each h&-tied bouquet is presented in a luxury floral wrapping with delicate colour-coordinated silk paper & a satin ribbon which is printed with your own personal message. The bouquet is sent with flower food, care instructions & a gift card containing an additional personal message. We also offer the option to add a box of delicious Lily O'brien ' Le Crunch' Chocolates (110g). ...

Who said Scrabble was just a board game? With our fabulous Scrabble Fridge Magnet Set, you can spruce up your fridge with a full set of magnetic Scrabble tiles! Featuring over 100 tiles, this brilliant set is perfect for making useful reminders, shopping lists & fun messages. Its also great fun for some intellectual (or immature) word play in the kitchen. Best of all, the set also

Includes:: tiles for Double Word Score, Triple Word Score & Triple Letter Score, allowing for full games of Scrabble whilst waiting for the toaster to pop!

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Forever a household favourite on many a celebratory occasion, Scrabble can unearth an impressive vocabulary in anyone from your youngest nephew to your oldest grandparent. A battle of words & wits as you try your hardest to manoeuvre your tiles into a high scoring position at the expense of your loved one. Now these mischievous tiles are available as decoration for your home. An homage to the timeless game, each cube light can be personalised with a reusable letter sticker which will be illuminated to show the black text & how much it's worth. Perfect for birthday parties, baby showers & weddings alike, you can spell out names, occasions & messages to light up any room in a special manner. Hanging from a two metre cable, hang them over the fire place or make them the main feature of any room. Cube tile dimensions: H6 x W6 x D6cm Contents: 10 x scrabble lights, 60 x reusable letter stickers, 1 x mains adapter (with 2m cable) ...

Instead of attempting to keep a diary or travel journal on your worldwide trip, why not use this Scratch Map
- Travellers' Edition
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They say a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. We say it begins with a single scratch! Our Scratch Map
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They say a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. We say it begins with a single scratch! Our Scratch Map
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