It's notoriously hard to sleep on Christmas Eve. What with the anticipation of what Santa's going to bring, & the festivities you can't wait to get started on. Any dreams you may drift off to will be mainly made up of bubbles & chocolate, fairy lights & festiveness & that's if you can even drift off at all! Ever since childhood it's like we have been programmed to stay awake all night with one eye open, lying in wait for the guest of honour to pop round. Yet we know the rules, if he sees that we're up, we won't get any presents! If you know someone who's a big kid & the pre-Christmas excitement is just too much to handle, then why not try & trick Mr Claus this year when you gift them with this cheeky eye mask? Reading ' Santa's Bitch' across the centre in red stitching, the design boasts red love hearts & green stars, while the light pink satin-effect has red piping around the edges. The elasticated, red band at the back makes for a comfortable fit, perfect for a long snooze in preparation for the big day. Santa will be non-the-wiser as you 'sleep' sweetly until he's gone!
Material: 100% polyester
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Our Santa's Little Melter Hand Poured Candle is of the finest top quality & is hand poured into a stylish festive golden tin perfect for any Christmas gift. The candle's perfume has been carefully produced using the highest quality waxes, fragrances & ingredients such as myrrh & frankincense essential oils! ...

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Features: Popular ‘ Sassy’ Emoji image Our Emoji Mug is perfect for the sassiest person you know! The white mug has
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Our brilliant Sat Nag invention is completely useless except to highlight just how infuriating a Sat Nav really can be... Packed with over 25 useful comments delivered in a recognisable patronising female voice including such classics as In 100 meters Im going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know that youve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault & In 50 meters Im going to put on my most annoying voice & say Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling? ...

If they're prone to getting enraged on the roads, we've got just the gift! Our brilliant Sat Nag invention is completely useless, except to highlight just how infuriating a Sat Nav can be! With over 25 "helpful" comments delivered in that all-too familiar & slightly patronising voice, including classics such as ' At the next junction you'll be driven completely round the bend' & ' In 25 metres, pull over, so I can get out, slam the door & walk away...just so you can apologise & have no idea what you have done, ' The Sat Nag features a holographic screen, complete with streets such as ' Earache Avenue' ' Moaning Road' & ' Backseat Drive' & realistic speedometer & distance icons & is sure to help them forget about their road rage (for the next mile at least!)A fun gift for a driver, whatever the occasion! Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 1.7cm
Features: Lenticular screen, distances, road names & speedometer Please note: Batteries included
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Features: Perfect for scaring house mates or family!
Includes: 12 rail hooks If you feel like scaring

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Our Scented Pink Lily Bouquet is a perfumed delight for a loved one. A Contemporary & architectural bouquet of Oriental Lilies, the buds open into large star-shaped blooms that will fill the room with the scent of summer. Each h&-tied bouquet is presented in a luxury floral wrapping with delicate colour-coordinated silk paper & a satin ribbon which is printed with your own personal message. The bouquet is sent with flower food, care instructions & a gift card containing an additional personal message. We also offer the option to add a box of delicious Lily O'brien ' Le Crunch' Chocolates (110g). ...

Our Scrabble Coasters are a unique & stylish gift for any home. Anyone with a high vocabulary or a love of this classic board game are sure to be delighted with this great gift set. The set

Includes:: 54 pub-style luxury cardboard coasters with a beautiful wood grain effect. The coasters feature 2 complete alphabet sets in the style of the iconic Scrabble letter tiles, & blank tiles. The coasters are reversible
- The underside designs include the classic Triple Letter Score & the Scrabble Star. The coasters come presented in a lovely Scrabble-themed metal gift tin, which could even be used to store other treasured possessions & keepsakes. Approximately 95mm x 95mm.


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Who said Scrabble was just a board game? With our fabulous Scrabble Fridge Magnet Set, you can spruce up your fridge with a full set of magnetic Scrabble tiles! Featuring over 100 tiles, this brilliant set is perfect for making useful reminders, shopping lists & fun messages. Its also great fun for some intellectual (or immature) word play in the kitchen. Best of all, the set also

Includes:: tiles for Double Word Score, Triple Word Score & Triple Letter Score, allowing for full games of Scrabble whilst waiting for the toaster to pop!

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Forever a household favourite on many a celebratory occasion, Scrabble can unearth an impressive vocabulary in anyone from your youngest nephew to your oldest grandparent. A battle of words & wits as you try your hardest to manoeuvre your tiles into a high scoring position at the expense of your loved one. Now these mischievous tiles are available as decoration for your home. An homage to the timeless game, each cube light can be personalised with a reusable letter sticker which will be illuminated to show the black text & how much it's worth. Perfect for birthday parties, baby showers & weddings alike, you can spell out names, occasions & messages to light up any room in a special manner. Hanging from a two metre cable, hang them over the fire place or make them the main feature of any room. Cube tile dimensions: H6 x W6 x D6cm Contents: 10 x scrabble lights, 60 x reusable letter stickers, 1 x mains adapter (with 2m cable) ...