“ Just remember when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” – Charles M. Schulz Time is a universal constant, there’s no use fighting it because it’s going to affect us all whether we like it or not. That said, if time travel is suddenly invented or science advances so much that we discover the key to everlasting life things might be different, until then we’re just going to have to embrace getting old. If you know a special recipient who's about to turn another year older & it looks like they’re slowly reaching for their favourite alcoholic beverage, quick, stop them! Present them with this, an Inflatable Zimmer Frame that’s sure to put a smile back on their face. It’s a cheeky little present for friends & family, who are perhaps a little decrepit, over-the-hill, washed up or just generally past it! Not strictly reserved for the oldies, either. Is dad turning 50 & starting to think about buying that dream sports car or taking up golf? Kindly let him know it’s far too late to change by dropping this zimmer frame in his lap! For the young’uns out there, this makes for a great finishing touch to a granny or grandpa fancy dress outfit. Dimensions: H90 x W90 x D90cm ...

Need a date fast? You wont get one much faster than our Inflate-A-Date Man! This hilarious novelty gift is self-inflating, so all you have to do is hit the packet to instantly bag the perfect date. Hes loyal, reliable & wont constantly go on about the football! An ideal gift for parties or hen nights, the Inflate-A-Date Man is a humourous gift thats guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches. ...

Need a date fast? You wont get one much faster than our Inflate-A-Date Woman! This hilarious novelty gift is self-inflating, so all you have to do is hit the packet to instantly bag the perfect date. Shes quiet, reliable & wont spend all your money! An ideal gift for parties or stag nights, the Inflate-A-Date Woman is a humourous gift thats guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches. ...

See if their IQ stands the test of time with our instant IQ test kit! Complete with two quizzes, each featuring 40 questions & answers, gather your friends for a battle of the brain power. Simply choose a quiz & begin. You can then rate your IQ accordingly once the test has been completed & see just how clever they really are... You can either play with your brainy buddies or alone (for extra practice!) Each card will test the intelligence of the players & torment them as they have to switch between thinking laterally & logically! A fun gift, whatever the occasion! Players: 1+ Contents: 1x Kit, 2 Quizzes (40 questions per quiz with answers) Box Dimensions: H6.4 x W18cm x D5.6cm (approx.) ...

Our Insulting Hole Punch is a hilarious gift thats sure to get a few laughs in the office! This amusing novelty gift perfectly resembles a normal, fully-functioning hole punch. But the similarity ends there... Instead of producing ring binder holes, the Insulting Hole Punch spells cleverly punches out the word IDIOT onto their important document! The perfect solution to those mundane hours of office boredom, the Insulting Hole Punch will provide years of hilarity during those monotonous afternoons. ...

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Features: Original 1930s vintage playing cards Displayed in a wooden box frame Perfect for any romantic occasion!
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Features: Original 1930s vintage playing cards Displayed in a wooden box frame Perfect for any romantic occasion!
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Enjoy personal tuition from a professional instructor on one of the UK's beautiful trout lakes & rivers. You'll be "wet fly" fishing
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After your first flight you'll be hooked on this superb sport. Why? It's much more challenging than powered flight
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Feel the wind on your face & the sensation of water flowing under your feet as you experience the thrill of learning to water-ski. This is a must for all adrenaline junkies! Typical Programme Your session will start with land training on the dock once kitted up. You will be given a safety briefing, after which you will learn basic techniques such as how to transfer your weight & perform deep water starts. Then it's out to the water to practise your new found skills for a fun-packed session. Duration & Group Size Your experience will last Approx. 30 minutes, 15 minutes training & 15 minutes in the water. There will be other participants on the day. You are welcome to bring friends & family to the watch. Fitness Requirements & Previous Experience You must have a good level of fitness due to this being a highly active experience. This experience may not be suitable for those with back problems or pregnant women. There are no qualifications necessary for this experience. Minimum Age To participate in this activity you must be at least 10 years old. Locations & Availability Northamptonshire
- Grendon This experience is available Wednesday through to Sunday, April to November. Expiry: The experience day gift pack voucher must be redeemed & used within the 12 month validity period. Please note: This gift experience is for a voucher entitling the holder to any of the activities supplied up to the value stated.
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