They say we should grow old gracefully, don't they? Yet when your ear & nose hair is growing at a rapid rate & your thick & lustrous barnet is disappearing by the day, we know that it can difficult to be graceful about a receding hairline
- & it's no laughing matter! There are two questions to consider, here... toupee or not toupee? Do you embrace your new found balding head & go for an all over number one or do you invest in a trusty hairpiece, so nobody will know the difference? And if you're having doubts about rocking a skinhead or taking the plunge with a pricey hair piece, you need to take your toupee for a test run. Our inflatable toupee is ideal for trying before you buy! Whether you're looking for a novelty gift for a loved one who's feeling a little blue about their barnet or something to add the finishing touch to your fancy dress outfit, look no further. Made from a black vinyl, simply blow up your toupee in a few seconds & attach it with the elastic straps. Then sit back, relax & take in the many compliments that will be thrown your way from family & friends. & you can rest easy that anyone who pokes fun at your new inflatable do will have hell toupee... Dimensions: 24.1 x 14cm
Material: Toupee: Vinyl, Straps: Elastic Please note: This is not a toy.

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Always dreamed of owning a pet unicorn? Well, here's your chance (sort of)... Turn your adorable moggy into a regal, glistening, white steed with this marvellous unicorn horn! Whilst the Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats won't actually turn your loveable pet into a unicorn, we're sure you'll still have fun playing with your new, magical steed! Easy to inflate, this blow-up vinyl horn has a four-point elastic strap system so that it sits comfortably on your trusty feline friend's head.
Material: Vinyl (with two elastic straps) Dimensions: L14cm
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“ Just remember when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” – Charles M. Schulz Time is a universal constant, there’s no use fighting it because it’s going to affect us all whether we like it or not. That said, if time travel is suddenly invented or science advances so much that we discover the key to everlasting life things might be different, until then we’re just going to have to embrace getting old. If you know a special recipient who's about to turn another year older & it looks like they’re slowly reaching for their favourite alcoholic beverage, quick, stop them! Present them with this, an Inflatable Zimmer Frame that’s sure to put a smile back on their face. It’s a cheeky little present for friends & family, who are perhaps a little decrepit, over-the-hill, washed up or just generally past it! Not strictly reserved for the oldies, either. Is dad turning 50 & starting to think about buying that dream sports car or taking up golf? Kindly let him know it’s far too late to change by dropping this zimmer frame in his lap! For the young’uns out there, this makes for a great finishing touch to a granny or grandpa fancy dress outfit. Dimensions: H90 x W90 x D90cm ...

Need a date fast? You wont get one much faster than our Inflate-A-Date Man! This hilarious novelty gift is self-inflating, so all you have to do is hit the packet to instantly bag the perfect date. Hes loyal, reliable & wont constantly go on about the football! An ideal gift for parties or hen nights, the Inflate-A-Date Man is a humourous gift thats guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches. ...

Need a date fast? You wont get one much faster than our Inflate-A-Date Woman! This hilarious novelty gift is self-inflating, so all you have to do is hit the packet to instantly bag the perfect date. Shes quiet, reliable & wont spend all your money! An ideal gift for parties or stag nights, the Inflate-A-Date Woman is a humourous gift thats guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches. ...

Our Insulting Hole Punch is a hilarious gift thats sure to get a few laughs in the office! This amusing novelty gift perfectly resembles a normal, fully-functioning hole punch. But the similarity ends there... Instead of producing ring binder holes, the Insulting Hole Punch spells cleverly punches out the word IDIOT onto their important document! The perfect solution to those mundane hours of office boredom, the Insulting Hole Punch will provide years of hilarity during those monotonous afternoons. ...

From the deepest reaches of space, comes a gift that is ideal for eggheads & kitchen enthusiasts. The Intergalactic Egg Cup Set makes an out of this world addition to any home. The first cup, called the 'eggsplorer' is made in the shape of a white flying saucer & an egg can be placed in the top. Even when it's empty, it can double for a toy as your child imagines they're an astronaut blasting off to see far away planets. The second cup is called 'eggbot' & is crafted into a robot's body. Both models come with stylish & colourful boxes to set them apart. So whether you're gearing up for a sci-fi film marathon, or want some quirky decoration for your kitchen, these egg cups are an eggsciting gift. Dimensions: Eggsplorer H8.88 x W3.57 x D8.88cm, Packaging H11.1 x W10.12 x D11.22cm Eggbot H5.5 x W5.5 x D6cm Packaging H7.5 x W12.0 x D7.4 cm
Material: Ceramic
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Features: Original 1930s vintage playing cards Displayed in a wooden box frame Perfect for any romantic occasion!
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Features: Original 1930s vintage playing cards Displayed in a wooden box frame Perfect for any romantic occasion!
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Enjoy personal tuition from a professional instructor on one of the UK's beautiful trout lakes & rivers. You'll be "wet fly" fishing
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