Do you know someone who loves to poke fun at anyone when they get the chance? Whether that be because of an embarrassing incident they won't let them forget, an unfortunate choice of tie, or, the most common, a bad hair cut. Anyone with a freshly cut barnet quivers at the thought of the first time the serial ridiculer clocks eyes on it. Will they come out with offensive comparisons to uncool ex-celebrities, or will it remind them of house-hold objects like a loo brush or feather duster? Who knows. But one thing you can all be certain of, is that every day they will find something to poke fun at. This Insult A Day box features 365 hilarious insults, put-downs, disparaging remarks & general offensively rude (but perfectly harmless) quips. It also doubles up as a memo pad so there's plenty of space to add your own quick-witted insults. Keep on the desk at the office or by the phone at home for instant access to laugh out loud vitriolic one-liners! If you often feel yourself wanting to come back with a witty response but can never think them up in time, then this could be just what you need to start getting your own back. Have one prepared daily & sit back as they try to respond. The perfect joke gift for the office clown or best friend who knows exactly how to wind you up! ...

The perfect gift for a golf enthusiast, our neat Executive 18 Hole Golf Scorer is an invaluable gadget that they will use again & again. Theyll be no more scribbling down scores on a tatty piece of paper or accidentally missing off an opponents match-winning stroke
- The Executive 18 Hole Golf Scorer conveniently clips onto a belt or bag, & is small enough to fit in the pocket. The Golf Scorer also

Includes:: a magnetic ball marker in the middle.


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When you're at the office, working very hard, we know that it's so easy to be distracted
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Our Expensive Things Mini Stocking is a tiny, padded, velvety stocking with fluffy trim & embroidered with the words For very expensive little things. Designed to help express the expectation of the forthcoming presents these make an ideal present for the modern day material girls & boys amongst friends & family. ...

Have you ever had one of those itches that you just can't scratch? Then ensues an awkward attempt at making your arm bend ways it shouldn't as your face pulls ridiculous expressions making you look a little bit crazy! Alas, that is the nature of an itch, it's not going anywhere unless scratched! In which case, your chief back-scratcher must come to the rescue. Most likely to be your other half who loves nothing more than to spend their time fulfilling such a duty... Time to hand it over to the gadget world & this impressive Extendable Back Scratcher. This clever contraption can be extended to a good 52cm in length & has a curved claw at the bottom to really get at that tickle. Let it do all the hard work without getting flustered in the process & simply push it down to shorten it when finished, before popping it into your bag or using the pen-like clip on the side for easy storage. Dimensions (approx.): Extended: L50cm, Retracted: L17cm ...

Display a special photograph in style with our Personalised Aluminium Diamanté Photo Frame, elegantly decorated with unique lines of text & inset sparkling diamanté crystals. You can personalise the frame with the recipient's name (s) along with a personal message or date of your choice. Perfect for a Wedding, Anniversary or any other special occasion, this is a lovely memento & will be a treasured reminder of a happy time. The frame holds one 5.5" x 3.5" photograph. Dimensions: H19.5 x W14.5 x 0.9cm ...

We know that when you're at work, having a pen to hand is a must! & whether you're on a call & need to jot down some important information or have to imminently add something to your to-do list, you can guarantee that you won't be able to find that trusty biro! Our personalised pen box is a gift that's sure to take pride of place on their desk! Made from bamboo, the case features a hinged lid, meaning misplaced pens will be a thing of the past! The stylish box can be engraved with the name of your choice making it a unique gift for any occasion! What Can I Put On My Pen Box? You can personalise it with a name of your choice, up to 20 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply add the name you wish to appear & press the Preview button. Dimensions: W17 x H5cm
Material: Bamboo wood
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A lovely way to mark a special occasion or relationship, this beautiful brass locket can be personalised with the initials of your recipient. Hanging from a delicate chain, open up the pendant to reveal two spaces for chosen photographs that your loved one can fill with pictures of people they like to keep close to their heart. A wonderful Christmas, anniversary or Valentine's Day gift that they will be sure to hold on to for years to come, the initials will be engraved in a traditional font on the beautifully smooth brushed case. What Can I Put On My Pendant? Personalise it with the initials you wish to appear in up to 2 characters. Use our innovative preview button to see how your gift will look when personalised. Simply type in your chosen words & press the Preview button. Pendant dimensions: H3 x W2 x D5cm
Material: Brushed brass
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Our Personalised Collar Stiffeners are guaranteed to make sure he looks the part for any occasion. Perfect for birthdays, valentine's day, a new job or any occasion where he wants to look his best, this stylish gift is ideal for the man who thinks he has it all.H&-crafted from polished stainless steel, each collar stiffener can be engraved with a special message of your choice, up to 30 characters per stiffener. Dimensions: 63 x 10 mm. ...

For a football fan, following their team is less of a hobby & more of a full-time job. The highs & lows that come with 90 minutes of intense action, causing choruses of aggravated on-lookers to jump from their seats & shout at a screen in unison, makes you feel like you deserve a cut of the managers wage bill. Help your favourite footy fanatic relive their club's glory-filled (or not so) history that has lead them to where they are now, through the press coverage they've had over the last 100 years. From record-breaking big money signings, to on & off-pitch disputes, last-gasp cup winners to devastating relegations, you should expect a roller-coaster of emotions & nostalgia. Inside you’ll find reproductions of all the most important stories collected from the UK’s leading papers. Expect boardroom dramas, thrilling match reports, sensationalised transfer rumours & headlines that not only made the back page, but the front too. Simply choose, from the extensive drop-down menu, the team to suit your lucky football-obsessed recipient. Printed on high quality paper, the reproductions are individually cut & bound on a hardback book. Choose from the standard Heritage Brown cover, & pay £5 extra for colour pages (from 2006), & a further £5 to have the recipients name embossed on the front. With the Black luxury Leather, Red luxury Leather & Blue luxury Leather the colour pages & front cover embossing are included in the very competitive price. Open the first page to find a certificate that can be personalised with their name & a message, or leave the certificate blank, so you can h&-write you're own message
- creating the ultimate keepsake for someone fanatical about the beautiful game. What Can I Put On My Book? Personalise the front cover with the name you wish to appear in up to 22 characters, & a message for the inside certificate in up to 105 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words & press the preview button. Dimensions: 38 x 31cm (tabloid size) Cover choice: Heritage Brown, Black luxury Leather, Red luxury Leather, Blue luxury Leather
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