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Features: Perfect for a divorcee! Tell our Ex Wife Voodoo Doll everything that winds you up about your ex, & stick
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Do you know someone who loves to poke fun at anyone when they get the chance? Whether that be because of an embarrassing incident they won't let them forget, an unfortunate choice of tie, or, the most common, a bad hair cut. Anyone with a freshly cut barnet quivers at the thought of the first time the serial ridiculer clocks eyes on it. Will they come out with offensive comparisons to uncool ex-celebrities, or will it remind them of house-hold objects like a loo brush or feather duster? Who knows. But one thing you can all be certain of, is that every day they will find something to poke fun at. This Insult A Day box features 365 hilarious insults, put-downs, disparaging remarks & general offensively rude (but perfectly harmless) quips. It also doubles up as a memo pad so there's plenty of space to add your own quick-witted insults. Keep on the desk at the office or by the phone at home for instant access to laugh out loud vitriolic one-liners! If you often feel yourself wanting to come back with a witty response but can never think them up in time, then this could be just what you need to start getting your own back. Have one prepared daily & sit back as they try to respond. The perfect joke gift for the office clown or best friend who knows exactly how to wind you up! ...

The perfect gift for a golf enthusiast, our neat Executive 18 Hole Golf Scorer is an invaluable gadget that they will use again & again. Theyll be no more scribbling down scores on a tatty piece of paper or accidentally missing off an opponents match-winning stroke
- The Executive 18 Hole Golf Scorer conveniently clips onto a belt or bag, & is small enough to fit in the pocket. The Golf Scorer also

Includes:: a magnetic ball marker in the middle.


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When you're at the office, working very hard, we know that it's so easy to be distracted
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Our Expensive Things Mini Stocking is a tiny, padded, velvety stocking with fluffy trim & embroidered with the words For very expensive little things. Designed to help express the expectation of the forthcoming presents these make an ideal present for the modern day material girls & boys amongst friends & family. ...

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Display a special photograph in style with our Personalised Aluminium Diamanté Photo Frame, elegantly decorated with unique lines of text & inset sparkling diamanté crystals. You can personalise the frame with the recipient's name (s) along with a personal message or date of your choice. Perfect for a Wedding, Anniversary or any other special occasion, this is a lovely memento & will be a treasured reminder of a happy time. The frame holds one 5.5" x 3.5" photograph. Dimensions: H19.5 x W14.5 x 0.9cm ...

We know that when you're at work, having a pen to hand is a must! & whether you're on a call & need to jot down some important information or have to imminently add something to your to-do list, you can guarantee that you won't be able to find that trusty biro! Our personalised pen box is a gift that's sure to take pride of place on their desk! Made from bamboo, the case features a hinged lid, meaning misplaced pens will be a thing of the past! The stylish box can be engraved with the name of your choice making it a unique gift for any occasion! What Can I Put On My Pen Box? You can personalise it with a name of your choice, up to 20 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply add the name you wish to appear & press the Preview button. Dimensions: W17 x H5cm
Material: Bamboo wood
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A lovely way to mark a special occasion or relationship, this beautiful brass locket can be personalised with the initials of your recipient. Hanging from a delicate chain, open up the pendant to reveal two spaces for chosen photographs that your loved one can fill with pictures of people they like to keep close to their heart. A wonderful Christmas, anniversary or Valentine's Day gift that they will be sure to hold on to for years to come, the initials will be engraved in a traditional font on the beautifully smooth brushed case. What Can I Put On My Pendant? Personalise it with the initials you wish to appear in up to 2 characters. Use our innovative preview button to see how your gift will look when personalised. Simply type in your chosen words & press the Preview button. Pendant dimensions: H3 x W2 x D5cm
Material: Brushed brass
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Our Personalised Collar Stiffeners are guaranteed to make sure he looks the part for any occasion. Perfect for birthdays, valentine's day, a new job or any occasion where he wants to look his best, this stylish gift is ideal for the man who thinks he has it all.H&-crafted from polished stainless steel, each collar stiffener can be engraved with a special message of your choice, up to 30 characters per stiffener. Dimensions: 63 x 10 mm. ...