Chuck away all your kitchen pans! This is not a drill! Chuck them all away, you won’t be needing them anymore…not with The Masterpan around. Without doubt one of the most aesthetically pleasing things we have ever seen, The Masterpan is real, & boy is it beautiful. Majestically divided up in to five compartments, The Masterpan lets you cook or fry up to five foods at once, with the centre being extra hot for all your meat & stuff, while the outside is perfect for your veg & whatnot. Masterplan. ...

Sometimes the only solution is a glass of wine, but who has the time (or inclination) to pop in & out of the kitchen refilling that glass? Our Original Wine Bottle Glass is the perfect solution to this very real issue as it holds an incredible amount of the good stuff! Inscribed with the some seriously wise words, this 11.5-inch marvel will hold an entire bottle (750ml) of wine. Just pop your cork, poor it in, sit back & enjoy. Thanks to its clever design it’s easy to hold & drink from, & if (and we say if rather than when) there is a bit of brew spare, it will fit into the drinks section of your fridge beautifully. ...

Tins are fantastic things, far too good to be confined to a life of holding mints, utilize them correctly with The Pocket Tin Speaker. A compact little thing, The Pocket Tin Speaker was born for life on the road, with it’s rechargeable battery & sturdy metal exterior making it the perfect travel companion. Especially a big fan of festivals, camping & the beach, The Pocket Tin Speaker was regarded of somewhat as a party animal in its younger days, that was until it settled down & started focusing on it’s a career. Mint. ...

Your bathroom / washroom / loo / latrine / en-suite – whatever name you choose the smallest room of the house tends to focus on practicality rather than fun. & while some argue that they come up with their best ideas whilst sat on the throne there’s no denying that time spend on the loo is necessary but also somewhat wasted. Well, we’ve found a new & novel way of keeping your trips to the privy busy & satisfying – say hello to the Potty Piano. Made to fit around the base of your toilet & completely wipe clean, this perfectly proportioned piano is the ultimate in lavatory entertainment. Just sit on the seat, do your business & happily tap your feet & create a tune. You just need to decide if you’d like to go freestyle or use the song book which is included & contains favourites like ‘ Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star’ & ‘ Old Mcdonald had a Fart’. ...

Your bathroom / washroom / loo / latrine / en-suite – whatever name you choose the smallest room of the house tends to focus on practicality rather than fun. & while some argue that they come up with their best ideas whilst sat on the throne there’s no denying that time spend on the loo is necessary but also somewhat wasted. Well, we’ve found a new & novel way of keeping your trips to the privy busy & satisfying – say hello to the Potty Piano. Made to fit around the base of your toilet & completely wipe clean, this perfectly proportioned piano is the ultimate in lavatory entertainment. Just sit on the seat, do your business & happily tap your feet & create a tune. You just need to decide if you’d like to go freestyle or use the song book which is included & contains favourites like ‘ Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star’ & ‘ Old Mcdonald had a Fart’. ...

Enough is enough, you shouldn’t have to hide your potty mouth from you friends & family any longer. Display your language for all to see from the safety of your fridge with The Rudest Fridge Magnets in the World. Featuring 250 of quite simply the most grotesque words ever invented (we don’t recommend having this out if your mum comes round), The Rudest Fridge Magnets in the World will alter people’s view of you forever. Not for the shy & reserved, the Rudest Fridge Magnets in the World even means that you can get all creative & funky as it comes with singular symbols & letters for you to create some new utterly disgusting words. Don’t buy your mum this, we beg you. ...

Fantastic & functional, the Sergeant Pepper Peppermill will add a bit of fun to your kitchen, whilst grinding your pepper perfectly. Made from sustainable beechwood & featuring an easy-to-clean ceramic grinder. This little Sergeant fella will help you get through the daily grind! ...

You get serious flexibility & charge for your iPhone or iPod Touch with The Stand Flexicharge Flexible Charger. This flexible cable stand charges & also displays your iPhone or iPod Touch just where you need it. It is perfect for computer or in car use with a USB (Universal Serial Bus) to 32 pin plug connection. Get your iPhone charging just where you want it. ...

Stay undercover whilst drinking a lovely cuppa of your favourite brew with this quirky Terrorist Tea Cosy, complete with tea pot & black balaclava tea cosy. Everyone likes to keep their brew warm, but why not add a touch of humour to your daily caffeine fix as well, with this novelty Terrorist Tea Cosy. Serve a steaming hot cuppa with some undercover glamour! ...

There are puzzles & there are PUZZLES & we think this one fits in the second category. Not for the faint hearted The Thinker is a 43-piece 3D jigsaw puzzle that is a bit of a challenge. Made from translucent crystal-esk plastic & based on Rodin’s The Thinker (don’t worry, we didn’t know who Rodin was either – well not till we looked online!) this interlocking puzzle is quite a daunting task. That said, once complete – if you get that far – your Thinker will look rather striking on display. Many have gone before you & have failed, many are still trying while battling with sore fingers & puzzlers hand (not sure if there is such a thing but it sounds goo) – the question is if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge? ...