It’s a Sunday, your head is slightly sore from the antics of the night before & you know that the only cure would be a nice greasy fry up. Now is the time to get out your Lazy Man Pan, cook up a breakfast (or brunch / dinner) for kings & mend that broken spirit. This pan really is pretty amazing! Not only is it non-stick (a Xylan Plus coating for those in the know) so will save that awful long winded washing up business, it also comes with five individual sections so is perfect for all your breakfast components. There are two sections with slight ridges which form the perfect fried egg mould, a deep area ready for your beans or tinned tomatoes, a mid-ridged section for sausages & bacon & a clever bobbly area ready for sauteing mushrooms or fresh tomatoes. Add the clever induction base & you’re just one step away from the most amazing fry-up ever! ...

If you’re a fan of luxury & thrive on the decadent but also like to take part a bit of ‘do it yourself’ then ...

Men + BBQ – words that tend to always link together on a warm (we’d say hot but we’re talking the UK here!) summers day. Well, now thanks to our rather fabulous Machete Spatula your man will be that much more in control of his fire. Measuring in at a rather impressive 45cm long (approx.) there is no doubt that the Machete Spatula makes a statement. In fact, we think that the sold oak handle & stainless-steel blade will ignite some prehistoric caveman instincts – so beware mere mortals. If that’s not enough to get you tempted we think that the three strategically placed bottle openers & the added bonus of a cut out & keep Grill Commander bandana make this one a no-brainer. ...

Chuck away all your kitchen pans! This is not a drill! Chuck them all away, you won’t be needing them anymore…not with The Masterpan around. Without doubt one of the most aesthetically pleasing things we have ever seen, The Masterpan is real, & boy is it beautiful. Majestically divided up in to five compartments, The Masterpan lets you cook or fry up to five foods at once, with the centre being extra hot for all your meat & stuff, while the outside is perfect for your veg & whatnot. Masterplan. ...

Sometimes the only solution is a glass of wine, but who has the time (or inclination) to pop in & out of the kitchen refilling that glass? Our Original Wine Bottle Glass is the perfect solution to this very real issue as it holds an incredible amount of the good stuff! Inscribed with the some seriously wise words, this 11.5-inch marvel will hold an entire bottle (750ml) of wine. Just pop your cork, poor it in, sit back & enjoy. Thanks to its clever design it’s easy to hold & drink from, & if (and we say if rather than when) there is a bit of brew spare, it will fit into the drinks section of your fridge beautifully. ...

Your bathroom / washroom / loo / latrine / en-suite – whatever name you choose the smallest room of the house tends to focus on practicality rather than fun. & while some argue that they come up with their best ideas whilst sat on the throne there’s no denying that time spend on the loo is necessary but also somewhat wasted. Well, we’ve found a new & novel way of keeping your trips to the privy busy & satisfying – say hello to the Potty Piano. Made to fit around the base of your toilet & completely wipe clean, this perfectly proportioned piano is the ultimate in lavatory entertainment. Just sit on the seat, do your business & happily tap your feet & create a tune. You just need to decide if you’d like to go freestyle or use the song book which is included & contains favourites like ‘ Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star’ & ‘ Old Mcdonald had a Fart’. ...

Your bathroom / washroom / loo / latrine / en-suite – whatever name you choose the smallest room of the house tends to focus on practicality rather than fun. & while some argue that they come up with their best ideas whilst sat on the throne there’s no denying that time spend on the loo is necessary but also somewhat wasted. Well, we’ve found a new & novel way of keeping your trips to the privy busy & satisfying – say hello to the Potty Piano. Made to fit around the base of your toilet & completely wipe clean, this perfectly proportioned piano is the ultimate in lavatory entertainment. Just sit on the seat, do your business & happily tap your feet & create a tune. You just need to decide if you’d like to go freestyle or use the song book which is included & contains favourites like ‘ Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star’ & ‘ Old Mcdonald had a Fart’. ...

For the manliest of men, The Ratchet Gadget is sure to turn them into a giggly little girl. Produced to look just like a ratchet set, hence the clever name, The Ratchet Gadget is just as handy as its car obsessed brother with it comprising of three essential bar tools: a flip top, screw top & corkscrew. Travel sized & complete with a velveteen pouch, The Ratchet Gadget is far from a garage hermit like its lazy brother. ...

Enough is enough, you shouldn’t have to hide your potty mouth from you friends & family any longer. Display your language for all to see from the safety of your fridge with The Rudest Fridge Magnets in the World. Featuring 250 of quite simply the most grotesque words ever invented (we don’t recommend having this out if your mum comes round), The Rudest Fridge Magnets in the World will alter people’s view of you forever. Not for the shy & reserved, the Rudest Fridge Magnets in the World even means that you can get all creative & funky as it comes with singular symbols & letters for you to create some new utterly disgusting words. Don’t buy your mum this, we beg you. ...

Fantastic & functional, the Sergeant Pepper Peppermill will add a bit of fun to your kitchen, whilst grinding your pepper perfectly. Made from sustainable beechwood & featuring an easy-to-clean ceramic grinder. This little Sergeant fella will help you get through the daily grind! ...