You are far too respected as a human to stand out in the rain, therefore bring honour to yourself & your loved ones in the way of the Samurai Sword Umbrella. Often regraded as the greatest warriors of all time, Samurais would not not let any weather condition stop them in their path, especially a tiny bit of rain, & neither should you. Stealthy, not only is the Samurai Sword Umbrella black for discreetness; it also comes complete with a shoulder sling so that you can take it just about anywhere with you, oh & confuse a few people along the way. Don't let rain stop play. ...

Become the height of fashion this summer with these seriously amusing Silly Sandal Socks. How emberassing is it when your Dad puts on his white socks & brown sandals
- VERY!! Well if you can't beat them, why not join them with these totally hot & stylish Silly Sandal Socks!! One size fits all. Whether you are looking to add it to your wardrobe for this summer or are giving it to your Dad for an amusing gift, these socks are sure to be a hit. One size fits all. Get the English Summer beach wear look all year around!
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Liven up those mind numbing traffic jams with the hilariously entertaining Sat Nag. Built to resemble your trusty in-car GPS but with a more interesting side
- press the button on the front to hear one of the many pre-recorded messages which may sounds worringly similiar to your mother-in-law. " In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right". " At the next junction, Im going to explain, its not what you said, but the way you said it that annoyed me." "I know youre a man but its been 45 minutes now, so can you please admit we are lost & ask someone the way!" Please note, this is even more useless than a real Sat Nav, & doesnt give actual directions (although this should be blindingly obvious). Pop it on your dash & have a right old giggle.
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These Zip Headphones in Blue & Pink are the perfect must have gadget for all you music & fashion fanatics out there. This product is available in an eye catching Blue or Pink, perfect for anyone who wants to stand out from the norm. You can stop those annoying tangles from happening by simply doing up the zip. This product is comfortable & works with the newest audio devices & all other technology with a 3.5mm audio jack port including iPhones, Black Berrys & most MP3 Players. Zip up those tunes! ...

There’s not a lot we can say about our Sausage Dog & Mustard Salt & Pepper Set as it really is one of those things that is what it is. Open the box & you’re greeted by a wonderful little sausage dog (we’ve named him Kevin) happily sporting his own bun & splash of mustard. Kevin is joined by said mustard, designed to look all retro & American diner, & ready to be filled with salt. Kevin (your pepper pal) & his mustard buddy really are the perfect pair & would fab on your worktop or dinner table – you just need to decide if you can give a dog a home this year. ...

We’ve taken all that is a bit “get a room” about coupledom, mixed it up with a fair amount of cheesiness, sprinkled in some quirk & have come up with our fabulously fun Schmooooky Pookie Pooh Personalised T-shirt. This beauty is seriously cringeworthy – in fact its sickliness might make you feel a bit queasy. But forget the sick bucket, our research has shown us that there are actually quite a lot of Schmooooky Pookie Pooh’s lurking about. & while you may not want to admit publicly that your other half comes with this (slightly bizarre) pet name maybe some home based acknowledgement is just what your relationship needs? Available sizes Male: S 34/36" M 38/40" L 42/44" XL 46/48" Female: S 8/10 M 10/12 L 12/14 XL 14/16 Available colours Male: Sport Grey, Light Blue, Light Pink, Stone Blue Female: Sport Grey, Lilac, Light Pink, Mint Green ...

This retro Sci-Fi digital Watch in black, has a slick retro digital readout, which clearly displays the time in red LEDs with just one push of a button. You can opt to view the time in either 12 or 24 hour display mode. This nifty little watch is able to display hours, minutes & seconds, day, month & year. (Really anything you need to know). It comes in a great presentation tin, has an adjustable steel strap, looks awesome by day & super funky at night with its illuminating red glow. Get some super cool Sci-Fi Digital action in your life & make sure you are never late again! ...

Unpronounceable yes, but the Sci Xorx, (despite the unaccountable capital X & some deeply strange spelling) is a very natty micro pair of scissors. Smaller than a gnats biscuit & sprung like a gazelle, the Sci Xorx fit unobtrusively onto your key ring, & are kept safely closed by a retractable pin fastener. Once released they’ll spring open & you’ll be making paper chains & opening your post before you can say something a lot more pronounceable than Sci Xorx. Key ring scissors worthy of a Lilliputian master paper cutter, if there is such a thing. ...

Light up your home with your vocabulary thanks to the innovative Scrabble Light. One for all you wordsmiths out there, the Scrabble Lights means that you can string up any word of your choice on the 10 tile shaped lights, whether you decide to leave your other half a cute morning message or remind your lazy no-good housemate to clean up after himself. With 60 letter stickers included we think even former Scrabble World Champions would have trouble trying to conjure up a word that they are unable to spell. Word bro. ...

Calling all word geeks! We all have that one friend, the one who has the right word for all scenarios, the one who can eloquently storm the dictionary section of the pub quiz. Well, here we pay homage to all those wonderfully wordy people by offering them the chance to become custodians of their very own SCRABBLE Photo Frame. Designed to hold 6” by 4” photographs (landscape or portrait) & delivered with 60 magnetic letters & a SCRABBLE logo magnet, our photo frame is the ultimate when it comes to personalisation. So whether you want stick to something simple word wise or dig deep into dictionary corner this is the perfect gift for the wordsmith in your life. ...