The Salt Water Spider Kit is a really fun science project for geeks who love a practical joke! This build-it-yourself creepy crawly doesn’t need batteries or recharging, because amazingly its fuelled purely by salt water. Once building your 8 legged friend is complete, simply pop some salt water into the fuel cell & off it goes; scuttling across the floor, going from good clean fun to proper old fashioned mischief in one fell swoop.... ...

Learn the way of the warrior, with the ultimate in kitchen accessories
- The Katana Samurai Knife Set. Perfect for all you cultural
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Learn the way of the warrior, with the ultimate in kitchen accessories
- The Katana Samurai Knife Set. Perfect for all you cultural
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For those who like an oriental ting to their food, the Samurai Chef's Knife is the only knife you should be currently considering. Designed to bring great honour to you & your food, the Samurai Chef's Knife comes complete with a vertical stand & a vintage black aluminum sheath because any great Samurai ought to not flash their blade. In case anyone had got the wrong impression, the Samurai Chef's Knife is not a toy, far from it actually, & is fully equipped with a long stainless steel blade. ...

You are far too respected as a human to stand out in the rain, therefore bring honour to yourself & your loved ones in the way of the Samurai Sword Umbrella. Often regraded as the greatest warriors of all time, Samurais would not not let any weather condition stop them in their path, especially a tiny bit of rain, & neither should you. Stealthy, not only is the Samurai Sword Umbrella black for discreetness; it also comes complete with a shoulder sling so that you can take it just about anywhere with you, oh & confuse a few people along the way. Don't let rain stop play. ...

Liven up those mind numbing traffic jams with the hilariously entertaining Sat Nag. Built to resemble your trusty in-car GPS but with a more interesting side
- press the button on the front to hear one of the many pre-recorded messages which may sounds worringly similiar to your mother-in-law. " In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right". " At the next junction, Im going to explain, its not what you said, but the way you said it that annoyed me." "I know youre a man but its been 45 minutes now, so can you please admit we are lost & ask someone the way!" Please note, this is even more useless than a real Sat Nav, & doesnt give actual directions (although this should be blindingly obvious). Pop it on your dash & have a right old giggle.
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These Zip Headphones in Blue & Pink are the perfect must have gadget for all you music & fashion fanatics out there. This product is available in an eye catching Blue or Pink, perfect for anyone who wants to stand out from the norm. You can stop those annoying tangles from happening by simply doing up the zip. This product is comfortable & works with the newest audio devices & all other technology with a 3.5mm audio jack port including iPhones, Black Berrys & most MP3 Players. Zip up those tunes! ...

There’s not a lot we can say about our Sausage Dog & Mustard Salt & Pepper Set as it really is one of those things that is what it is. Open the box & you’re greeted by a wonderful little sausage dog (we’ve named him Kevin) happily sporting his own bun & splash of mustard. Kevin is joined by said mustard, designed to look all retro & American diner, & ready to be filled with salt. Kevin (your pepper pal) & his mustard buddy really are the perfect pair & would fab on your worktop or dinner table – you just need to decide if you can give a dog a home this year. ...

A modern take on an ancient shape. The Scarab's unique contoured folding-handle design makes it both comfortable & compact, while carrying a full arsenal of essentail tools: serrated needle nosed pliers, wire strippers, phillips screwdriver, knife, file, flat screwdriver & removable key-ring. Don't leave home without it! ...

We’ve taken all that is a bit “get a room” about coupledom, mixed it up with a fair amount of cheesiness, sprinkled in some quirk & have come up with our fabulously fun Schmooooky Pookie Pooh Personalised T-shirt. This beauty is seriously cringeworthy – in fact its sickliness might make you feel a bit queasy. But forget the sick bucket, our research has shown us that there are actually quite a lot of Schmooooky Pookie Pooh’s lurking about. & while you may not want to admit publicly that your other half comes with this (slightly bizarre) pet name maybe some home based acknowledgement is just what your relationship needs? Available sizes Male: S 34/36" M 38/40" L 42/44" XL 46/48" Female: S 8/10 M 10/12 L 12/14 XL 14/16 Available colours Male: Sport Grey, Light Blue, Light Pink, Stone Blue Female: Sport Grey, Lilac, Light Pink, Mint Green ...