While the Robocup may not revolutionise the policing system in this country like it’s twin brother, the Robocup will protect you hot drink from intruders with astonishing due diligence. Generously sized & made from quality ceramic, this thirst-fighting member of society is a prime example of what happens to those cops who don’t quite graduate from police academy & have to seek other professions. Settle down along side your failed cop friend & take a rest with your favourite hot beverage. Don’t resist a rest now please. ...

We do miss Robot Wars.... Before you start building the all singing, cleaning, tidying, dancing, car fixing, home robot youve always meant to get round to it might be a good idea to start small & learn some of the basics. The Build Your Own Robot Arm is the perfect practice run. Anyone who wants a fun technical challenge can build their own remote controlled robotic arm with this self-assembly kit. Although its simple to construct, building the robot arm is a great way to learn more about basic robot technology & control systems. With five motors for multi-directional control of five different joints, the robot arm features base rotation, shoulder, elbow & wrist motion as well as a functional gripping claw. The gripping claw also has an integrated LED spotlight for extra illumination of anything that you are going to pick up. The five-way directional control allows the robot arm to grab, lift, position, lower & release items smoothly & efficiently. A wired remote controller gives the user complete control over all of these functions, & in addition to learning about robotic operation during the assembly process, manually controlling the arm is the perfect way to learn more about how machines work. So, start with this Build Your Own Robot Arm kit & who knows what youll be working on in the future! ...

We all like sharing music with our friends but one thing we do not enjoy is sharing our headphones each while we desperately try not to pull too far away from each other, enter the Robot Headphone Splitter. Cute & practical, the Robot Headphone Splitter cleverly creates an extra headphone socket for you & your friend so that you can listen to each other’s music beautifully hassle free. Suitable for any 3.5mm standard audio socket, simply plug the little fella in before you insert your headphones into the hole where his eyes used to be before his unfortunate accident. He doesn’t like to talk about his accident. ...

The Robot Time is a cute little metal robot with clock & alarm. It has moveable arms & legs to give your robot the pose you desire. Available in both Red or Black, the Robot Time features an analogue clock with an alarm function & a high quality metal bodied robot to take pride of place on your bedside table, or desk. ...

The super bright mini LED torch that fits on your key ring. Once upon a time, not that long ago, wind-up torches were large, heavy, & pretty inefficient. Much sweat-inducing winding for a faint glimmer. Well all that has changed with the Robot Torch. Key Ring torches can often be rather too large for comfort, yet this cute little retro techno Robot Torch is truly small. At just 5cm high hes a tiny little fella, & yet with just a few cranks on his flip-out arm his two super-bright LED eyes will give you a veritable blast of light. What e=we cant work out is how on earth he manages to store light for so long. We wound him up at night, played with him a bit, then fliped his little on/off switch. The next morning when we cam to turn him on again he was still as bright as ever. Weve done no scientific or even remotely logical testing, but were very impressed by his performance. Next time your stranded in the gloom, reach for your Robot & let him light up your life (relatively speaking). ...

Rock & roll in the kitchen with The Flipper. Toss out all your old & staid spatulas & get into the eggs & bacon & rock & roll groove, or something like that. The Flipper has a good long handle to stop your mitts getting singed, is dishwasher safe & comes in two colours. Naturally being made from silicone its non-stick which is a bonus, but most importantly of course, its shaped like a guitar, so you can prance round the kitchen thrashing away to your music as you cook. ...

Rock & roll in the kitchen with The Flipper. Toss out all your old & staid spatulas & get into the eggs & bacon & rock & roll groove, or something like that. The Flipper has a good long handle to stop your mitts getting singed, is dishwasher safe & comes in two colours. Naturally being made from silicone its non-stick which is a bonus, but most importantly of course, its shaped like a guitar, so you can prance round the kitchen thrashing away to your music as you cook. ...

Add some serious space power to bedtime & blast off to the land on nod by choosing to doze off bathed in the warmth of one of our amazing Rocket Night Lights. Whether you’re looking to add some planetary perfection to a child’s bedroom or know & love a space enthusiast (or geek if you’re really good friends) then this night light is sure to be a galactic hit. Just insert 3 x AA batteries (not included) or plug in a micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable (not included) & your Rocket Night Light blasts into action, emitting a lovely warm glow. Plus, it measures a bedside table friendly 142mm wide by 278mm tall, so you’ll be light years ahead of the aliens. ...

Sex, drugs & well made cups of tea. The life of the modern rock star. All made possible by the Rockstirs guitar shaped teaspoon. A tea spoon shaped like a guitar (we realise you had probably already worked that one out), the Rockstirs is here to to put an end to any quiet, relaxing cups of tea you may have had in mind. Wash before use. Or don’t. You’re a Rockstir, who cares. ...

If you want to stand out from the crowds, this Rocky Italian Stallion Black & Yellow Mens Jumpsuit, will allow you to do just that! This Rocky Onesie is official merchandise & fits an adult size medium to large! Made from polyester with a soft cotton fleece lining, it even features a special hood, to keep you extra snug & two front pockets for your valuables. You needn't wear anything else on a night out! The Rocky logo is featured on the chest & Italian Stallion on the back, so everyone will know that you are a true Rocky Hero when you are out about town! Become the Rocky legend you always wanted to be, with this amazing Rocky Onesie Jumpsuit! ...