Perhaps a bit sick, but these Roadkill Toys are just brilliant. They are maybe not so cute cuddly toys that have managed to get completely squashed flat! Roadkill Toys come in a variety of shapes & sizes, but they all have one thing in common – they are all squashed example of their former selves! We have Twitch the Raccoon, Grill the Armadillo, Splodge the Hedgehog & Smudge the Squirrel. These poor little creatures guts & blood can be pulled out through the zips in their sides. Each character comes in an transparent body bag, keeping them fresh & presentable! There are death certificates signed by coroners & bumper stickers enclosed, proclaiming ‘I love Roadkill’. Toe tags are attached to their twitching parts, giving details of their termination. Each tag is perfectly hand written & gives a different account of their end. Completely & utterly sick, but what a brilliant gift for that extraordinary someone in your lives! ...

While the Robocup may not revolutionise the policing system in this country like it’s twin brother, the Robocup will protect you hot drink from intruders with astonishing due diligence. Generously sized & made from quality ceramic, this thirst-fighting member of society is a prime example of what happens to those cops who don’t quite graduate from police academy & have to seek other professions. Settle down along side your failed cop friend & take a rest with your favourite hot beverage. Don’t resist a rest now please. ...

We do miss Robot Wars.... Before you start building the all singing, cleaning, tidying, dancing, car fixing, home robot youve always meant to get round to it might be a good idea to start small & learn some of the basics. The Build Your Own Robot Arm is the perfect practice run. Anyone who wants a fun technical challenge can build their own remote controlled robotic arm with this self-assembly kit. Although its simple to construct, building the robot arm is a great way to learn more about basic robot technology & control systems. With five motors for multi-directional control of five different joints, the robot arm features base rotation, shoulder, elbow & wrist motion as well as a functional gripping claw. The gripping claw also has an integrated LED spotlight for extra illumination of anything that you are going to pick up. The five-way directional control allows the robot arm to grab, lift, position, lower & release items smoothly & efficiently. A wired remote controller gives the user complete control over all of these functions, & in addition to learning about robotic operation during the assembly process, manually controlling the arm is the perfect way to learn more about how machines work. So, start with this Build Your Own Robot Arm kit & who knows what youll be working on in the future! ...

We all like sharing music with our friends but one thing we do not enjoy is sharing our headphones each while we desperately try not to pull too far away from each other, enter the Robot Headphone Splitter. Cute & practical, the Robot Headphone Splitter cleverly creates an extra headphone socket for you & your friend so that you can listen to each other’s music beautifully hassle free. Suitable for any 3.5mm standard audio socket, simply plug the little fella in before you insert your headphones into the hole where his eyes used to be before his unfortunate accident. He doesn’t like to talk about his accident. ...

The Robot Time is a cute little metal robot with clock & alarm. It has moveable arms & legs to give your robot the pose you desire. Available in both Red or Black, the Robot Time features an analogue clock with an alarm function & a high quality metal bodied robot to take pride of place on your bedside table, or desk. ...

In the constant battle for superiority between man & machine, when it comes to opening bottles, the Robottle Corkscrew has man well & truly beaten. While man may struggle with the mundane task of opening a bottle, the Robottle Corkscrew excels, twisting & unlocking his way through anything you put in front of him. As well as being ridiculously helpful in the kitchen, Robottle comes complete with a charming smile & outfit that will look great in any style of kitchen, while he is also more than happy to go in the dishwasher to be cleaned. I am Robottle. ...

Rock & roll in the kitchen with The Flipper. Toss out all your old & staid spatulas & get into the eggs & bacon & rock & roll groove, or something like that. The Flipper has a good long handle to stop your mitts getting singed, is dishwasher safe & comes in two colours. Naturally being made from silicone its non-stick which is a bonus, but most importantly of course, its shaped like a guitar, so you can prance round the kitchen thrashing away to your music as you cook. ...

Rock & roll in the kitchen with The Flipper. Toss out all your old & staid spatulas & get into the eggs & bacon & rock & roll groove, or something like that. The Flipper has a good long handle to stop your mitts getting singed, is dishwasher safe & comes in two colours. Naturally being made from silicone its non-stick which is a bonus, but most importantly of course, its shaped like a guitar, so you can prance round the kitchen thrashing away to your music as you cook. ...

Add some serious space power to bedtime & blast off to the land on nod by choosing to doze off bathed in the warmth of one of our amazing Rocket Night Lights. Whether you’re looking to add some planetary perfection to a child’s bedroom or know & love a space enthusiast (or geek if you’re really good friends) then this night light is sure to be a galactic hit. Just insert 3 x AA batteries (not included) or plug in a micro USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable (not included) & your Rocket Night Light blasts into action, emitting a lovely warm glow. Plus, it measures a bedside table friendly 142mm wide by 278mm tall, so you’ll be light years ahead of the aliens. ...

Sex, drugs & well made cups of tea. The life of the modern rock star. All made possible by the Rockstirs guitar shaped teaspoon. A tea spoon shaped like a guitar (we realise you had probably already worked that one out), the Rockstirs is here to to put an end to any quiet, relaxing cups of tea you may have had in mind. Wash before use. Or don’t. You’re a Rockstir, who cares. ...