If you’re fed up with the British weather yet stuck in a semi in Surrey, then why not bring a bit of summer inside & create a tropical oasis – all thanks to our marvellous Pineapple Standing Light. Measuring in at 25cm (or the size of a well grown pineapple) & featuring five well positioned LED lights, this fruity favourite will turn any room into a sanctuary & will deliver just the right about of light to spark that holiday feeling. Just pop in two AA batteries (not supplied) flick the switch & pour yourself a nice Pina Colada – what could be better? Please note: This product is not a toy. ...

Serve up dinner with the unique Ping Potmat. At first glance the Ping Potmat may just look like your average table tennis paddle but on further inspection you will see there is much more than meets the eye. While still resembling your everyday table tennis paddle, the Ping Potmat is actually a very useful kitchen accessory & has been designed to handle the most extreme of temperatures. Made from renewable bamboo & pure silicone, the Ping Potmat has taken the traditional table tennis paddle & transformed it into a kitchen mat that is able to withstand temperatures of up to 230 degrees. Get to the table around tennish for dinner (sorry). ...

Serve up dinner with the unique Ping Potmat. At first glance the Ping Potmat may just look like your average table tennis paddle but on further inspection you will see there is much more than meets the eye. While still resembling your everyday table tennis paddle, the Ping Potmat is actually a very useful kitchen accessory & has been designed to handle the most extreme of temperatures. Made from renewable bamboo & pure silicone, the Ping Potmat has taken the traditional table tennis paddle & transformed it into a kitchen mat that is able to withstand temperatures of up to 230 degrees. Get to the table around tennish for dinner (sorry). ...

Whether you embrace the beauty that is bling or are in fact a bit of a closet lover of the sparkle, we reckon you’d be daft not to appreciate the beauty that is the Mouse & Pen Gadget Handbag. This handy pack contains all you need to add some serious glitter to your life. First there is the shiny imitation gemstone encrusted computer mouse, all ready to go thanks to a handy USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable. Plus, you also get a stunningly sweet pink glittery pink pen, topped off with a clever stylus perfect for touch screens. So, whether you’re confident enough to bling up your desk at work or would rather sparkle in the closet of your home office, our Mouse & Pen Gadget Handbag to really add a bit of shimmer to the most boring of days. ...

Finally, a solution the age-old problem of a cold head & tangled headphones as you try & keep yourself entertained while out & about. Now, thanks to our super cosy Headphone Bobble Hat, you can keep warm & listen to your tunes all at the same time. You probably fall into one of two distinct camps now. You either choose warmth & style over entertainment – or you choose to be entertained but blooming chilly. & although scientists have debunked the old wives’ tale stating that we lose the majority of heat from our heads (sorry nan!) there really is nothing worse than being nippy
- or being bored on the bus. The good news is that with the Headphone Bobble Hat music & warmth are no longer interchangeable. Plus, its 3.5mm jack fits most smartphones & music players so you’ll be snug as a harmonious bug.
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The Pink Pod Kit contains every accessory that you will need for your MP3 / MP4 player! Listen to your music in style with these pink accessories. Ideal for travel!

Specification Funky Brandy Carry Case USB (Universal Serial Bus) 6v DC Power Input Cable Speaker Dock ? Pink Headphones MP3 / MP4 In Car Sound System Connector Audio / Vistual Connection Cable

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If you’ve happily downed shots, thrown balls into plastic cups & are the master when it comes to the ‘I have never’ questions then you might think you’re completely on it when it comes to drinking games. All of us Genie HQers were on the cocky side; we thought we knew it all. Then we were introduced to the Pint Bong! Forget the standard funnel approach or holding a straw in your bottle at the prescribed angle – the Pint Bong is quite a different beast & set to become your go to party staple. In simple terms (and this is a wonderfully simple game) the clever people behind the Pint Bong have taken a traditional pint glass & have added an extra glass tube at the bottom. You just need to connect the plastic straw (that arrives with you Pint Bong) & your nice bog-standard becomes your party piece. Whether you’re a lover of a wheat based beverage or prefer the freshness of apples, the Pint Bong promises to change the way you party. The only question is who is brave enough to take on the bong? ...

The issue is real. You’re with friends & really fancy a nice big drink (it’s been that sort of week!). You want to look classy & a bit refined for a change but just can’t be arsed going backwards & forwards to the kitchen every time you need a refill. Well worry no more. This issue is old news if you’re clever enough to go prepared with one of our fab Pint-O-Wine Glasses. Thanks to some clever design the Pint-O-Wine Glass gives ample measures of your favourite tipple as well as looking a lot more sophisticated than the pint glass you’d normally end up opting for. What you see is what you get with this one. A well-proportioned (pint) glass carefully crafted on a nice wine glass stem. &, while we know that the Pint-O-Wine Glass is not a world changer, we do know that by supping out of this beauty you’ll be perfectly satisfied hydration wise while looking all elegant to boot. ...

Picture the scene. It’s a lovely warm day, you’re lazing in your garden with a beer in h&. You carefully lift your pint glass, ready to sip your delicious amber nectar & you suddenly find yourself chocking on a fly. If that sounds too much unpleasantness to cope with then you need to get hold of one of our Pint 2 Go glasses – it will change your life! Forget bugs, dust & grass cuttings. By choosing to sup your favourite brew from a Pint 2 Go you’re promised a nice cool, clean drink. The trick is simple. The BPA free glass comes complete with a handy lid with a simple sliding top, making it so easy to close your beer off from the outside world. Plus, thanks to the addition of an extra wall your drink will kept away from any unnecessary warmth & stay far cooler than if you were adopting the standard glass approach. If that all sounds a bit too good to be true then you might need to sit down for this bit….. Just imagine all of the beer accompanied adventures you could take if you got hold of a Pint 2 Go. Pint in the pool, pint in a golf buggy a pint on a boat, the opportunities are endless. ...

Is this the ultimate in oxymoronic clocks? An analogue clock in a digitized & pixelated design. For anyone to whom the pixel is king, this Pixel Clock rocks. For those who are even remotely interested, pixel means pixelated element. As opposed to the decidedly strange looking offspring of a Pixie & an Elf, which I can tell you is not a pretty sight, & would make a really lousy clock design
- even if it would get a lot of hits on You Tube. No pixies here, oh no, the Pixel Clock comes to you completely devoid of pixies & elves, though being as we think its pretty magic, theres an outside chance it may have been made by pixies? Im just putting that out there, theres no empirical evidence to speak of, but sometimes you have to wonder. Stephen Hawking recently announced that time is in fact square. Its something to do with multiple dimension fractals that split space-time into pixel stacks, which puts the Pixel Clock right at the forefront of quantum theory. Ok, no he didnt, but its only a matter of time...
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